NOT for the EASILY OFFENDED!!!

[bonkerz]

OK, following on from my 'farting thread'

What is the most disgusting habit that you or dh/dp have!!!

Come on do your worst!!!!

You won't make much money if you refuse to lower yourself!

you forgot parking in M & T spaces whilst servicing his/her clients!

snort coppertop!

I just wanted to say that I am absolutely disgusted by this thread, you have no right to peddle such filth onto innocent minds and should be shot at dawn.

MTS, get that courgette out of there at once, that's no way for a lady to sit

courgette? what courgette? leaps up, hands surreptitiously behind back

It's not behind your back, MTS, is it now ...

couldn't possibly comment WWB.

But if I'm not mistaken it's not a courgette at all is it?

It's a flippin' marrow

Tsk, the lack of decency around here these days, it's just not on ...

prize winning marrow i will have you know!

Erm - but what's it won prizes for, that's what I want to know ...