What job would you never do, even if you were paid a million pounds a year and had all the training in the world

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For me, it's a commercial pilot. I just would never trust myself to make the right decision in a situation of distress. I'm in awe of pilots

Brain surgeon. That must be fucking terrifying.

Doorstep loan collector.
I don't know if it stems from my childhood but I think they are some of the most amoral people.
Trading off having things in common with clients and having that rapport just to get their target and cut while holding their customer under water to keep them drowning.
That and TV licence enforcement goon.

Butcher or a farmer

Anything that didn't have decent holidays - no point in having the million pounds if you can't spend it on holiday.
Anything where my mistake could kill someone
Anything in the fossil fuel industry
Anything in an abbatoir

Optician/optometrist - I just can't deal with anything to do with eyes.

Stand up comedian.

I was thinking abbatoir too
anything that involved hurting animals
bit squeamish about heights
dont like driving that much so that rules out a lot of jobs

in my own job today I was bitten twice and got poo on me though

Social Work - my DH works in this field and there's no way I could cope with the pressure and responsibility of it every day. I have a stressful job but no comparison with what they deal with.

Unlike a PP I'd absolutely love to work in Lush!!

Military-Killing people.
Urinal cleaner - been there it was vile.
Police-Surrounded by too many misogynistic, racist bastards.
Tory Mp- I am not a bigoted, self serving, bastard.
Bus driver - dull and yet dangerous
Administrator-I am shocking at admin and its so dull
A sales rep - soul destroying
Anything that involves night shifts

Front line army

Police Officer.

I mean I work with the police daily, and I get on well with them, but I just couldn't be dealing with the shifts, the constant camera phones in my face, people being dicks, the abuse, the general public.

I wouldn't do it for a million pound an hour.

Cleaning the bogs at Glastonbury.

Emptying the dog shit bins over the park.

Anything to do with feet
Couldn't kill animals
Anything to do with poo
Probably anything medical tbh
Anything with either heights or teeny tiny spaces

Working in sewer,abbatoir,mortuary.

Anything office based.

The desks, the carpet, the big white photocopiers, the fake plants, the biohazard phones/keyboards…

Just no…

You seriously couldn’t be an administrator for £1 million?! I bloody could - boredom or no boredom. For that amount of money I’d make it my own for three years, invest and retire.

Honestly, some people have no imagination!

Nun.

I moved from fatbergs to midwifery, swapped one form of blocked pipes for another. 😆

Submariner.
Anything requiring going through underground tunnels/pipes
Fishmonger

Copper
Letting agent
Debt collector

Anything to do with killing animals.
Midwife. No way could I deal with all the screaming and the gore.

Anything in the sex industry - just no ewww

Anything that involves touching other people - medical /hair dressing / dentist

Anything on boats - I get terribly sea sick and have to lie down

Anything that harms others

outside those categories bring it on!

This. Not even for a £billion just to do it once. I could never!

Potholer - even just the idea of going underground in such a confined space makes me breathless.

Tory MP or Tory local councillor. No amount of money would make that palatable. I’d prefer to go potholing.

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