Property porn: house, restaurant or spaceship?

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Questions, soooooo many questions!

Ye gods, that's hideous.

Blooming awful!

It's definitely... interesting.
The toilet looks like something out of a jail cell.

It's quite interesting, not sure I'd like to live there but would be good for short stay (airbnb)

That’s awful, so cold and soulless!

Wouldn’t have it if they were giving it away.

What with all the stainless steel? The kitchen must be a nightmare to keep clean.

I bet the toilets are freezing cold to sit on.

That's horrific. Looks like the home of someone whose unsavoury sexual habits have prompted them to become very forensically aware.

Look like a single man's home who wishes to be ' quirky ' .

It certainly looks sterile. I am a bit confused by the small staircase to nowhere on picture 38, do you crawl into the room through a small hatch?

Submarine! Those doors are deeply weird

I love it, but I would move a whole load of colourful furniture and textiles in so it wouldn't look like that by the time I had finished.

This house has been posted on here before. Wonder how long it's been on the market for now.
Agree it looks like an ideal house for "unsavoury sexual habits." not envy

Where are the windows???

Those stainless steel toilets are the same as the ones at Baker Street underground station 🤮

"Let's all sit here on these white sofas and watch you work out" ???

That kitchen - one bit of food and it's all ruined. Is it underground?

I like it.

Lavatory redolent of a prison cell. Buddhas, baseball caps and guitars. Hope I never meet him.

@CheeseCheeseCheeseCheese

This house has been posted on here before. Wonder how long it's been on the market for now. Agree it looks like an ideal house for "unsavoury sexual habits." not envy

Yes I thought I'd seen it before. Who would want yo live in such a bland, characterless house.

My toddler would ruin the whole place with sticky finger marks within seconds.

Yes - the guitars - what do you choose one then stand in the middle of chair less room playing it?

I would not want to meet them either.

What's with the grey filter?!

It's been on the market with the current EA for just over a year. I've seen it on MN before. I wonder if it's had a price reduction?

Is this the old Geordie Shore house?

Beam me up Scotty...

'Neutral decor'. That's one way to describe it!

@lumpygravy

Yes - the guitars - what do you choose one then stand in the middle of chair less room playing it?

I would not want to meet them either.

Most guitarists play standing up. It's only really the classical acoustic or flamenco ones who sit down.

I like how there are sofas in the basement gym, so you can sit on your arse and watch someone working out.