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Property porn: house, restaurant or spaceship?

93 replies

AdditionalCharacter · 18/04/2022 14:43

www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/?channel=RES_BUY

Questions, soooooo many questions!

OP posts:
TeeBee · 18/04/2022 14:47

Ye gods, that's hideous.

beepbeep · 18/04/2022 14:49

Blooming awful!

girlmom21 · 18/04/2022 14:50

It's definitely... interesting.
The toilet looks like something out of a jail cell.

ChilledMocha · 18/04/2022 14:52

It's quite interesting, not sure I'd like to live there but would be good for short stay (airbnb)

SophieSoSo · 18/04/2022 14:53

That’s awful, so cold and soulless!

Wouldn’t have it if they were giving it away.

AdditionalCharacter · 18/04/2022 14:53

What with all the stainless steel? The kitchen must be a nightmare to keep clean.

I bet the toilets are freezing cold to sit on.

OP posts:
LetHimHaveIt · 18/04/2022 14:53

That's horrific. Looks like the home of someone whose unsavoury sexual habits have prompted them to become very forensically aware.

MayBeee · 18/04/2022 14:53

Look like a single man's home who wishes to be ' quirky ' .

ProudThrilledHappy · 18/04/2022 14:53

It certainly looks sterile. I am a bit confused by the small staircase to nowhere on picture 38, do you crawl into the room through a small hatch?

yorkshireteaspoonie · 18/04/2022 14:54

Submarine! Those doors are deeply weird

SpeedofaSloth · 18/04/2022 14:55

I love it, but I would move a whole load of colourful furniture and textiles in so it wouldn't look like that by the time I had finished.

CheeseCheeseCheeseCheese · 18/04/2022 14:58

This house has been posted on here before. Wonder how long it's been on the market for now.
Agree it looks like an ideal house for "unsavoury sexual habits." Grin Envy not envy

lumpygravy · 18/04/2022 14:59

Where are the windows???

Those stainless steel toilets are the same as the ones at Baker Street underground station 🤮

"Let's all sit here on these white sofas and watch you work out" ???

That kitchen - one bit of food and it's all ruined. Is it underground?

HeddaGarbled · 18/04/2022 15:00

I like it.

LetHimHaveIt · 18/04/2022 15:01

Lavatory redolent of a prison cell. Buddhas, baseball caps and guitars. Hope I never meet him.

Crinkle77 · 18/04/2022 15:02

@CheeseCheeseCheeseCheese

This house has been posted on here before. Wonder how long it's been on the market for now. Agree it looks like an ideal house for "unsavoury sexual habits." Grin Envy not envy
Yes I thought I'd seen it before. Who would want yo live in such a bland, characterless house.
Kurtanforpm · 18/04/2022 15:02

My toddler would ruin the whole place with sticky finger marks within seconds.

lumpygravy · 18/04/2022 15:03

Yes - the guitars - what do you choose one then stand in the middle of chair less room playing it?

I would not want to meet them either.

MrsPelligrinoPetrichor · 18/04/2022 15:04

What's with the grey filter?!

FOJN · 18/04/2022 15:06

It's been on the market with the current EA for just over a year. I've seen it on MN before. I wonder if it's had a price reduction?

ZeroFuchsGiven · 18/04/2022 15:09

Is this the old Geordie Shore house?

chisanunian · 18/04/2022 15:10

Beam me up Scotty...

Beachsidesunset · 18/04/2022 15:11

'Neutral decor'. That's one way to describe it!

blacksax · 18/04/2022 15:12

@lumpygravy

Yes - the guitars - what do you choose one then stand in the middle of chair less room playing it?

I would not want to meet them either.

Most guitarists play standing up. It's only really the classical acoustic or flamenco ones who sit down.
LidlMissSunshine · 18/04/2022 15:14

I like how there are sofas in the basement gym, so you can sit on your arse and watch someone working out.