Property porn: house, restaurant or spaceship?

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www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/104968019#/?channel=RES_BUY

Questions, soooooo many questions!

I was wondering if the place gets frequently flooded and what's why everything is in stainless steel.

Hideous. Are all the photos black and white or is there just no colour in the house?

This was on here a couple of years ago. I dot think they can shift it.

It looks like they really like a cruise.

"It's very male, it's very odd, and it has barely any windows."

Do you think I should retrain as an Estate Agent?

My money is on upmarket brothel or swingers club (having now watched the frankly bonkers video).

And a new estate agent

If they really want to sell it they need a bit of a revamp

I bet it belongs to him off X Factor
Mumbly funny looking fella that Cheryl mentored. He dressed like that and liked guitars, he was from that area too. Sang like he had a gobstopper in his mouth and sounded like Lewis Capaldi but shitter

Oh my god that looks like a nightmare to keep clean! All that white and mirrored surfaces. Making me anxious just looking at it!

Been for sale for years and on Daily mail and here before

I bet it holds plans for the next galactic deathstar...

Fuck knows, and fuck and cleaning it!

Just goes to show that money didn't buy taste.

I've rarely seen so much money spent with such bad results. All white can look stunning in a beach front house or sky rise apartment.. this weird prison/safe house vibe just doesn't work at all.

Omg haha just watched the video tour. What on earth?!

I think the owner was either a cruise ship entertainer or a retired sea captain with an interest in music.

This house definitely belongs to a serial killer. They just haven’t caught him yet.

Obviously it is a morgue!

If it’s been on sale for a while do you think I could go in with a ludicrously low offer?????

@RJnomore1

If it’s been on sale for a while do you think I could go in with a ludicrously low offer?????

Worst they can do is say no.

It’s all so clinical, ugh.

The red cushions!! Are they out of their mind? A moment of madness?! Also, the stairs to nowhere on photo 38 have me intrigued. Where do they lead to? And why a double staircase?

The carpeted stairs lead up to two pod beds (in the holes in the wall). That’s what it says in the description anyway. You can see it a bit better in the video.

Apologies for reposting, hadn't seen the previous thread.

I too would love a floor plan.

I believe the podium leads to two beds? Or I think that's what the holes in the walls above it are.

Suffocation chambers 👀

It reminds me of Patrick’s apartment in American Psycho