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Things that are not fit for purpose

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TortugaRumCakeQueen · 15/04/2022 09:42

I am finding this increasingly of late, and it's driving me nuts. Is there no product testing any more?

I ordered Tippex with my weekly shop, and they sent me an alternative that looks like a pen. You're meant to squeeze the pen for the tippex to come out. Husbands grip is strong and it works for him. No matter how hard I squeeze, I'm unable to get any liquid to come out. So who is that made for? Just men?

Packets of ham/bacon, where it says "Peel here". Nope, the plastic just rips randomly, so you have to cut the whole thing off.

Milk cartons when you pour, the milk goes everywhere because the spout doesn't work.

Writing on things that is the same colour as the item, so you can't read it. See also, best before dates on eggs - can't read as it's always smeared.

Shredders that get paper jams within minutes.

Public loos - often the bolt doesn't align with the "bolt holder" (?) so you can't lock the door.

Train loos - no water in the taps.

Dog harnesses that dogs can back out of.

Aargh..........

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SmellyOldOwls · 16/04/2022 04:23

I tried to find a stapler in my office that would work yesterday, went round the entire building and ended up with a pile of 5 broken staplers and no working staplers. We are an office of ordinary women not the headquarters of a power lifting gym.

Snugglepumpkin · 16/04/2022 04:30

Packs of 5 cakes.

Used to be 6 in a pack so you could share between 2, 3 or even 6 people.

Now it's 5 so it's either 1 greedy person can have 5, 5 people can 1 each but if there are 2 or 3 of you, then somebody is missing out & you can't share them equally.

Can't buy 5 packs because they cause arguments.

IbizaToTheNorfolkBroads · 16/04/2022 05:08

@DoorWasAJar, my toenails are trimmed. I wear mens socks anyway, because I have size 9 feet.

Graphista · 16/04/2022 05:08

Can I add local govt too? I've just moved and it's been absolute MURDER dealing with them or even just getting through to them! Supposedly one is able to manage most things to do with the council online - except their online software apparently doesn't register what I've done!

Sympathies with the left handlers

Can I add so much stuff is designed for tall people! Aka men! I'm 5' 2" RHE amount of stuff I can't do/reach is insane! My electric meter, changing lightbulbs or even just supermarket shopping stuff on top shelves! And I'm not even super short how the fuck people under 5' manage I don't know!

Agree with supposedly peelable packaging that IS NOT! If other retailers/manufacturers get this right why can't they all?!

Don't even get me started on scissor packaging! That needs scissors to UNpackage

British "customer service" an oxymoron or misnomer or whatever if ever there was one!

PukkaP · 16/04/2022 05:11

I bought this for opening jars. Just put it on the edge of the jar, lift it slightly and it releases the vacuum. It works brilliantly

Things that are not fit for purpose
Graphista · 16/04/2022 05:24

@September29th you want one (or more) of these :

https://www.lakeland.co.uk/4418/Magipull-Tin-Can-Ring-Pull-Opener?src=gfeed&gclid=Cj0KCQjwr-SSBhC9ARIsANhzu178qLhnx4dgvdHm33U4Bj6rxiDnkUqqMdmXECOkZkyJrI66CvNnX4aAqtqEALwwcB&gclsrc=aw.ds

I'm disabled and it's the only way I can open such cans

Necklaces with pendants that can't come off the chain and are supposed to sit a certain way around such that to put it on yourself you have to do so left handed - which is great for left handed people not so much for the rest of us.

Chargers and electrical devices - why so many different fittings. Just when I thought USBs were standardising the system someone changes them again. Similarly light bulbs - infinite variations so I always come home with the wrong ones.

Omg yes!

It's obviously to make us spend money on the varieties we need but it's a piss take

Don't even get me started on "planned obsolescence" which SHOULD be banned!

The worst one I discovered today - a swimsuit that says in the label that it is not to be worn in water! WTF were they thinking!

Wtf!

Reminds me of SHOES I bought from FHW (remember them) which fell apart within 10 days just from me waking 10 mins to work working in an office. Apparently not designed to be worn outside - SHOES!

UseOfWeapons · 16/04/2022 06:33

@BookkeeperBobby

Your keys weigh 12kg? Where do you live? The Tower Of London?

Definitely non PVC noncling film. What a pointless item that is.

My suggestion is The Independent website. No to cookies, no to subscription, really now to subscription, what's all this shit on my screen, continue reading, fucking hell more shit, what the fuck is this buffering window that's suddenly taking over the world, stab the wee cross, no the cross, not the advert you fucks, AAARGH fuck me that video's loud, back button, fucking back button, ah cunt it all, close fucking window.

Thank you, this gave me a much needed laugh, in total, frustrated agreement!😂
JoeGio · 16/04/2022 08:58

Was just coming to check if anyone had mentioned paper straws yet but of COURSE they have. Immediately disintegrate when in contact with liquid. Ideal.

LadyTwinkle · 16/04/2022 09:03

Cling film. I can never get that stuff off the roll. And on the occasion I do it just sticks to it's self and I end up with cling film ball.

WeBuiltCisCityOnSexistRoles · 16/04/2022 12:03

My suggestion is The Independent website. No to cookies, no to subscription, really now to subscription, what's all this shit on my screen, continue reading, fucking hell more shit, what the fuck is this buffering window that's suddenly taking over the world, stab the wee cross, no the cross, not the advert you fucks, AAARGH fuck me that video's loud, back button, fucking back button, ah cunt it all, close fucking window.

I like you @UseOfWeapons Grin

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 14:08

Sooo many websites, especially when you need to fill in forms or register. And too many still seem to assume that you’re using a great big desktop monitor when most people will probably use a phone or laptop!

What specifically gives me the rage is whenever you have to fill in a box and it turns into that annoying smug bloke with no friends who seems to live in the pub and implores you to “Enjoy your trip!!!!!!” if you stumble on a step - like Billy Bleach from The Fast Show.

Whether it’s a postcode, a phone number, a password or whatever, it cannot grasp that standard keyboards do not have a single button for every possible phone number or password combination in the world. If they did, keyboards would have to be the size of Anglesey. Which idiot programmed websites to keep saying ‘error: answer has to be X number of characters’ with every single digit I enter until I’ve finished entering the whole number?

HSBC have recently downgraded the security of their mobile banking app. Whereas before, you could have a password made of any length of any combination of numbers and letters, now you're only allowed to use six numbers - no more or fewer. You have to enter them when logging on, wait for it to freeze, back-space out of the screen and then go back in and try again (to be fair, it does usually work on the second attempt). Isn't progress marvellous?!

Laptops. I'm seeing ones being sold for £800 that say "fine if all you do is check emails"...why have they become so much less powerful

I know they’re not the only brand of laptops that may be ‘lacking’, shall we say, but there’s one particular brand – let’s call them ‘LeonardEgg’ – that are just utterly useless. I’ve had three through work and, within a few months of receiving them brand new, they just keep crashing and freezing, keys stop working, the trackpad seizes up, the cursor disappears, the speakers randomly cut out, multiple issues in nearly-new laptops. Even by design, they re-assign standard commonly used and understood useful F-key shortcuts to something that nobody normally cares about – and mostly only ever catch by accident, before worrying about how to undo/get rid of it again. It’s like having an etch-a-sketch with a web browser.

I gather that they use very low-grade components as their policy – usually soldered into place in one unit rather than clipped or screwed, so you can’t even easily replace a faulty part yourself.

To be honest (even though this particular company sell a lot of expensive laptops too, not necessarily much better), I think laptops are one of those things where people have an unrealistic idea of what they should cost, and so manufacturers cut all manner of corners and ‘build down’ to achieve those prices. We accept that a decent mid-range smartphone will be about £400-£600, yet we expect £250-£400 to buy a perfectly good reliable laptop – with so many more components and materials and far more processing power.

Re the foil, I’ve noticed more places offering ‘strong foil’ as an option now - obviously considerably more expensive than the basic ones. I wonder if that’s the industry-wide euphemistic code for ‘foil that actually does the job of foil’? Who on earth is using foil just for wrapping sandwiches or whatever these days, when a tupperware box does the job much better and is so much less wasteful? Even cling film – environmental horror that it may be – will keep the food airtight; but foil as a first choice for wrapping food in???!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 14:17

I would also add to this websites that grudgingly technically comply with GDPR legislation in a way that completely ignores the whole spirit of it and is, imho, deliberately designed to overwhelm you, make you give up and feel disenfranchised in being easily able to make your preferred choice.

The idea of allowing you to opt out of non-essential cookies for tracking and marketing is transparency and agency - that it takes you a few seconds to make your informed choice before you enter a website by clicking maybe up to about 5 buttons at most. Reputable ones will also have a single option to 'reject all' and, if you decide to set your own preferences, will default the selections to off until you choose to toggle them on.

I occasionally –every single day—participate in an online forum – one that has a very high percentage of female parents as users and has a lot of blue in their branding – and every now and then, it randomly makes me spend about ten minutes turning off endless cookies. The ‘main’ ones are reasonable, but it’s all the background ones (that many people wouldn’t even realise are there), namely all the ‘legitimate interest’ toggles that have to be deactivated one by one. This forces you to decide specifically which of all these companies that nobody has ever heard of you want to track you and which you don’t. Everybody knows that 99.9% of users will fall into one of two camps: either ‘I don’t want anybody tracking me, thanks’ or ‘I don’t care at all/don’t realise what they’re all doing’. Then, after all this, the 'accept all' button is still prominently there to allow you to (whether accidentally or deliberately) override and nullify all that you've just wasted your time doing.

I’ve searched but never really found a satisfactory explanation of what ‘legitimate interest’. All I’ve concluded is that it’s like the multi-billionaires when it comes to suggestions of them paying a fair amount of tax. They know what the vast majority of people consider moral, honest and fair, but they stamp their feet and shout “But this is ME! I’M rich and important AND I DON’T WANT THAT – SHAN’T!!!” rather than accepting and doing the right thing. They see it that they worked hard last time to hoodwink you into agreeing to something by mistake, so they pretty much own you now.

As an aside, have you seen how long many of the cookies that they want to set last for? They aren’t allowed to make them permanent, so they always quote them in days, as we all know that a day or two isn’t really that much time – except they will want their cookies to remain, unless you deliberately go in and clear them, sometimes for 3,650 days. Ten years, or effectively longer than the device’s lifetime. Certainly not permanent, though….

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 14:18

I occasionally –every single day—

Bold fail!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 14:19

Not bold fail - strikeout fail.

FAIL FAIL and FAIL again Grin

Cherrysoup · 16/04/2022 16:28

Thank you to all of the pp who have given tips on opening jars. I might give the jar key a go, I’m terrified of banging one finger which has damage to the nail. Reverberations through it are pretty murderous.

iklboo · 16/04/2022 18:06

Oven shelves. Metal expands with heat so pulling the feckers in & out requires either Herculean strength or a load of whacks, spilling any liquid all over the fecking shop!

Surely in 2022 The Boffins can come up with another reasonably priced replacement?

mmmmmmghturep · 16/04/2022 19:14

Housing associations

Snugglepumpkin · 16/04/2022 19:29

Universal Credit.
Actually, the entire benefit system.

It simultaneously prevents people from trying to get more work while punishing them for doing so.

Namechangeforthis88 · 16/04/2022 19:37

Had anyone said roofs yet?

We must have been in need of a roof that stands up to wind and rain for the lifetime of a building for thousands of years. How can it be so hard? Perhaps it's a racket by roofers.

ipswichwitch · 16/04/2022 20:13

Gas and electric meter doors. The white plastic ones that are on the outside of the house. I’ve lived in 10 different houses and not had a single one that hasn’t fell apart soon as you look at it. In fact, the last 3 houses I’ve lived in they’ve been held together by gaffer tape. Just as well they don’t bother sending meter readers out any more..

TurquoiseDragon · 16/04/2022 20:39

@Cherrysoup

Jars of gherkins. Much loved by me and no doubt by older, less strong people. Can I open the lid without giving myself a hernia? No, I fucking can’t. Even my DH, big strong bloke, has problems. Using those grippy things doesn’t help. I have resorted to making a hole in the lid with a screwdriver. I know you don’t want them leaking, but it’s not Fort Knox!
Firmly tap around the edge of the lid on the counter. It should then open OK. My wimpy DD taught me that one.
WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 20:46

Oven shelves. Metal expands with heat so pulling the feckers in & out requires either Herculean strength or a load of whacks, spilling any liquid all over the fecking shop!

Surely in 2022 The Boffins can come up with another reasonably priced replacement?

I agree, but I don't know what material they could replace them with that would be equally strong and not burny!

They could also do with some kind of colour coding system so that you end up with a level shelf after moving it - it's surprisingly difficult to make sure you get it in, say, the third slot on the left and also the third slot on the right. Not ideal when the oven is hot; or, even if not, they're even more stubborn to remove again when they're in skewiff!

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 16/04/2022 20:47

Gas and electric meter doors. The white plastic ones that are on the outside of the house. I’ve lived in 10 different houses and not had a single one that hasn’t fell apart soon as you look at it. In fact, the last 3 houses I’ve lived in they’ve been held together by gaffer tape. Just as well they don’t bother sending meter readers out any more..

The doors themselves aren't too bad - it's the much-too-short metal bars in the hinges that don't retain them properly!

DoubleYouOhEmAyEn · 16/04/2022 20:56

Soft sunggly clothes that feel so luxurious like wearing clouds and have massive stiff scratchy labels in. I mean seriously? Can't we have a soff snuggly label as well ffs?

LemonDrizzles · 16/04/2022 20:59

Tippex.pens are not about the squeeze.

There's a ball release. Hold it fully upright, push down so the ball no longer blocks and tippex is released

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