Wow this is a very colourful house the opposite of calming

[EachandEveryone]

Actually it makes a change from all the other houses in London their insipid neutral palace. Its a beautiful house and I do like the area but goodness me its very stripey and loud. I bet the kids love it 😃www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/121573241#/?channel=RES_BUY

Ps I cant afford this house or any house or flat in London. Im just daydreaming and looking for decorating inspiration.

Gawdy, tasteless and cheap

I really need a resolution to the question: is the lawn real or fake?

There is a poster that says 'HATE' in the entrance hall

I have a headache from these pictures

@aperol10

I really need a resolution to the question: is the lawn real or fake?

It looks like a good fake. It would not stay green under the giant, cheap-looking gazebo which looks like it is up permanently (I would not want to keep taking it up and down).

@Cyw2018

I've just shown my DD (4) the pictures and she frickin loves it, especially the pink bath.

@Cyw2018

Hide her paints before you go to bed!!

It looks like a happy, family home though. It doesn't give off unhygienic or creepy vibes, it's just unapologetically and non-fabulously hideous.

What a fabulous house.

Not my taste but at least the owners have expressed their personality and created something individual.

It's a very pleasant contrast to the acres of grey, more grey, white, a bit more grey , and crushed velvet. I love the red cabinet thing in picture 18.

I'd like to see what it looks like when (if I suppose) they take all the 'stuff' out.

Not to my taste at all

That looks surprisingly cold and unwelcoming. It doesn’t even have a proper sofa to snuggle up on, and it seems to have two dining tables. It just doesn’t look like a warm family home to me.

I love bright colours and prints, but that combo was really jarring. I feel a migraine coming on just looking at it. Like genuinely going to take a trip tan now

I find it oddly cold as well, despite the colour.

It's interesting but the hot pink and those stripes. Wtf?

Thats headache inducing. The lounge looks super uncomfy - seems to lack furniture.
Why does it have two dinning tables I wonder.

17 year old me would have loved the pink bath. All the stripes would make me seasick

It remind me of Alice in Wonderland for some reason. Some of it I really like - the patterns would knock me sick though.

The skull on the dining table is a bit random!

@PriestessofPing

I find it oddly cold as well, despite the colour.

Right? You can’t imagine lounging round with a glass of wine or a bar if chocolate, playing games, reading,,watching tv, snoozing. It’s oddly formal and cold. It doesn’t feel like it was designed with comfort in mind.

Wish I could pick our house up and plop it in London. 2.8 mil is insane!
The interior is erm interesting…

@Sportsnight

It’s like living in Smash Hits magazine

🤣🤣 love that @Sportsnight

eeeeek !

My brain hurts just looking at it !

Get rid of some the stripes and paintings (which aren’t my thing) I love it.

Like living in an optical illusion. Could not cope with that.

Love the pink bath though. But not the lips in the other bathroom, they freak me out.

I do love that they have kicked against the grain. Greys, beige, whites are so bloody boring....baaaaaaaa. it's a good area too.

I don't think they have kicked against the grain at all. It's a really popular palette and they've gone for a feigned quirky vibe a la Instagram. It's still got a lot of grey, black and white in it. With some bright pink. As a style, it's everywhere.

I was in The Range last night and it was a sea of grey with pink accents and some deliberately "quirky" accessories.

Looks like Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen has been over.