Just ate a massive salad...

[JorisBonson]

And I'm full. Never felt more like a Mumsnetter 😂

The true test will be if I eat again later. And how many meals I can make out of a chicken.

[quote Insanegotnobrain]Was it this big? I’ve never seen a salad this big before!

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Does the added hair give it more fibre blurgh !

My Massive salads consist on half a cherry tomato one slice of cucumber , 3 red pepper seeds ( a whole pepper can last me months ! ) quarter of a hard boiled quails egg one spinach leaf half a baby button mushroom and a inch of spring onion .

for dessert
6 rounds of very well butted toast with half a jar of thick cut marmalade

You wanna be careful! My horse just eats grass and hay, and he's 1,300 lbs!

@Hm2020

Deep breath

Anchovies, croquettes, padron peppers, cheese in several different forms, patatas bravas and several helpings of tortilla. And bread. And sangria.

@shinynewapple22 Meliá Salinas in Lanzarote, I never want to leave. I don't know how I'll go back to not having pina coladas / massive salads on tap.

Thank you all for your time during my salad adventure.

Unless you are still full this morning and possibly unable to consider eating another thing til at least lunch time then you do not belong. Sorry!

Are you having cocktails that have a fruit garnish , lemon , cherry orange lime etc ?
yes ?
then you have had a fruit salad too ! , now thats just greedy

Just came back the thread.

This is me right now:

Unfortunately I'm home now eating leftover pizza whole doing washing. I miss my salad life.

Leftover pizza is pretty good though. Extra salt?