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Towns that desperately need a bypass - your nominations

182 replies

zafferana · 14/03/2022 11:31

Aylesbury

OP posts:
Numbersarefun · 14/03/2022 23:21

I thought Long Stratton was getting a bypass?

UrsulaPandress · 14/03/2022 23:23

Tintwistle

JaniceBattersby · 14/03/2022 23:29

@Thursday37

Melton Mowbray- allegedly it’s coming……
Aye right, I’ll believe it when I see it. And when I mean ‘it,’ I mean tarmac and a central reservation, not Alicia and her pals posing with a pen and serious looks on their faces Grin
Davros · 14/03/2022 23:31

@Charlieandlola

Marlborough- huge lorries thundering down narrow streets on the way from m4 / Swindon to Salisbury
YES!
Soundofshuna · 14/03/2022 23:33

Bath

HeddaGarbled · 14/03/2022 23:36

*1. Bad traffic

  1. Build a bypass
  2. Build retail parks on the town side of the bypass
  3. People drive on the bypass to go to the retail parks
  4. Build houses in spare land town-side, right up to the bypass.
  5. All those new people drive
  6. Build houses on the non-town side of the bypass
  7. Bypass now gridlocked
  8. Sat nav always tells you to drive through the town/city as quicker
10. Town traffic now worse than before the bypass*
  1. Everyone shops at new out of town retail parks
  2. Town centre shops close
TunnelOfGoats · 14/03/2022 23:38

Midhurst

Fernsinthegarden · 14/03/2022 23:41

Anyone else waiting to see if their town comes up 😂

Jules58 · 14/03/2022 23:42

Stourbridge West Midlands. It's a nightmare and has been for years.

Thursday37 · 14/03/2022 23:49

@JaniceBattersby Quite! I’m not convinced! DD is at nursery in Melton and the traffic drives me batshit.
I go to Oakham and Stamford over Melton otherwise. We ruled out loads of houses that would involve driving through Melton to get to work.

Daenerys77 · 14/03/2022 23:50

Westbury, Wiltshire (was supposed to get one back in the noughties, didn't happen)

SwelegantParty · 14/03/2022 23:50

Harrogate.

TheDogsMother · 14/03/2022 23:51

Arundel. They've been debating it for c20 years.

SiobhanSharpe · 14/03/2022 23:54

Sawbridgeworth, Hertfordshire.
The evening crawl to get through it takes forever. And even longer during the very frequent road works that plague the main road.

balalake · 15/03/2022 06:54

@HeddaGarbled agree with you, the answer is nowhere.

Tackle the men with bedroom inadequacies who drive BMWs, enforce other bad and illegal driving practices, have SUVs only driven by those who have taken their test in one, the list goes on.

Giggorata · 15/03/2022 06:56

Market Rasen. Especially on race meeting days.

AuntyBumBum · 15/03/2022 06:57

Southend

FindingMeno · 15/03/2022 06:57

Don't need more bypasses.
Need less cars.

Tillymintpolo · 15/03/2022 07:00

Has Glossop got one yet ?

coloradoqueen · 15/03/2022 07:00

@Jules58

Stourbridge West Midlands. It's a nightmare and has been for years.
Doesn't the hideous ring road count as a bypass?
Peccary · 15/03/2022 07:09

Not yet, work allegedly starting next year

Peccary · 15/03/2022 07:09

Glossop I mean, reply fail

Therunecaster · 15/03/2022 07:10

@Charlieandlola

Marlborough- huge lorries thundering down narrow streets on the way from m4 / Swindon to Salisbury
Agree
sleaf · 15/03/2022 07:13

Petworth and Midhurst, West Sussex.

sleaf · 15/03/2022 07:14

Seconded.