Dh found a shopping list!

[Northernlurker]

And bought it home.

He's a keeper.

Now what does cakes not batt mean?

Not battenberg?

How much battenberg did they already have....

My guess is someone doesn't like Battenburg!

What’s 3 tins?!

No no, surely it relates to the adjacent Large choc and Large Vict (oria sponge) - they want actual cakes not batter aka packet mixes?

I think it says "not bott", I.e. cans

"Cokes not bott"

I though it said not both. It lists large chocolate and large victoria but they dont want both?

Read it as 'not battenberg'

cakes
not both

either a large victoria sandwich or chocolate

Ah yes cokes!

And two large cakes

These are my people

I loved the specific toilet RIM cleaner

Just the rim you note

I don't know what three cans can be, not toms or beans as that's separate

Bloc ice? .

bloo loo ?

3 cans - of beer?

Bloc ice is surely a block of ice cream ?

I’m trying to put a meal together…. So far they are having beans and Cheese with something in a can. Afters is chocolate Mars? And cakes with a larger Victorian (person perhaps).

I found a shopping list in a trolley which said "wine and shit to eat with wine". My soul mate is out there somewhere.

That is a marvellously random list.

The bloo loo, rim cleaner and bathroom cleaner are separated from the main list. Maybe for after eating the large cake, 3 beers and MARS.

marge and MARG? Or is the second one 'Mars'? Looks like the 's' of
'Slices' so I guess Mars...

They've got marg down twice with two different spellings. In fact it looks as though it could be two different lots of handwriting.

I thought the second was MARS

And cake

And cans

Truly my people

I think they are having a party - everyone knows you scrub the loo and bathroom before hand. It must be nice for guests / I put in the nice towel and soap too.

I think thepug is correct. They want a large choc and a large victoria ready made cakes not cake batt(er mix)

I realised recently that I dropped my shopping list in the supermarket and wondered if anyone would pore over it like this.
For what it's worth it listed out nappies, wipes, lunchbox snacks, calpol, fruit etc etc and then in bold letters underlined and circled WINE. I think that list told a story about how my week was going!

Large choc & Vict (Victoria) cakes - not Battenberg

3 cans, either cases or cans of beer/cider?

Not sure what Mars refers to (apart from chocolate) or the word under beans?

Blue loo

Sounds like they're having a party.

They are buying tea and coffee.....could be a tea party.

And is cheese slices actually CHERRY slices?

I thought it said not both cakes.
I also read it as marg as in margarine but it could be Mars.
They are quite clearly cleaning the bathroom too.

Cricket my list today was:

Mothers day card x 2
birthday card for cousin
birthday card for mum
Birthday card for dh
Birthday card for dd.
Plus treats and cat biscuits!