Dh found a shopping list!

[Northernlurker]

And bought it home.

He's a keeper.

Now what does cakes not batt mean?

Not battenberg?

How much battenberg did they already have....

Looks like two different people’s handwriting and they’ve both written Marge/MARG.

Maybe they need two lots

I like that they've split out food vs non-food items. DH thinks I'm a loon for re-writing my shopping list in the order of the shop. This person isn't quite to my standards (cheese slices are refrigerated, so should be in a separate category to the non-fridge food) but at least they're trying.

My pet peeve is abbreviations in the shopping list.

Toms
Pots
Troll
Kroll

Are the worst, have me standing in the shop squinting because you can't waste an extra 2 seconds writing it.

Sorry, the photo has clearly triggered some unprocessed rage in me.

I couldn't make out 'bathroom cleaner' at all. All I was getting was either 'Batman's derriere' or 'Bitumen denier' - presumably the thickest tights known to woman (or otherwise somebody who refuses to acknowledge the real-life existence of bitumen)

It’s def cokes not bott and marge twice

Does anybody ever compile and deliberately leave (fake) mad shopping lists in trolleys, just to see if they end up on MN?!

Writing marg/marge twice is an odd way to specify two tubs/blocks of it.

Reminds me of the old joke about the person who went to a pet shop, wanting two mongooses/mongeese, but didn't know the correct plural and also didn't want to look foolish - so they asked for one, had it all set up for the journey and its new home, paid and then, just as they got to the door, turned around and said "Actually, I think I'll take another one as well!"