How do you know you've had too much booze and need to go to bed?

[vampirewellness]

I've just had this discussion with DH. I often think I'm having a lovely jolly time and we should pour another glass for everyone, but apparently my end game points are

Asking someone to sing a duet (especially meatloaf)

Wanting to reenact the Despacito music video.

Obviously when you want to sing Rene and Renato
Otherwise you are good for most of the night

If any sort of dancing occurs in public it's gone too far for me.

Or I fall asleep.

Yes, indeed falling asleep in public is bad.

Once I think shots are a good idea, I'm probably already a few drinks over-served!

When I start telling DH to order shots!

When I'm so tired I start to feel irrationally annoyed and wish everyone would piss off 😁

Wanting to reenact the Despacito music video.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME!!

When you wet yourself it’s probably time to say night-night 🤪

When I start to rap or worse, I attempt to jazz scat

When I can't feel my teeth anymore

When I'm holding onto the floor

When I fall asleep - embarrassing lightweight here!

When I sit on the toilet for a pee and I’m dizzy

Cross post, sorry!

@ShirleyPhallus

Wanting to reenact the Despacito music video.

OH MY GOD YOU ARE ME!!

are you a 40yo red wine drinker? Come to my house

@zhivagodr

When I sit on the toilet for a pee and I’m dizzy

Yep something like this. If I’m singing it’s grand, if I’m spinning it’s over.

@Cluckycluck

When I start to rap or worse, I attempt to jazz scat

If you're keen on tap dancing to Minnie the Moocher while drunken tap dancing then you may be my evil twin

I'm terrible for falling asleep. One night (a very very long time ago) I fell asleep propped up against a giant speaker in a heavy metal club.

I can feel my eyes going now once I have had enough. Finally learning 😂😂

When I sit on the toilet and talk to a film crew doing a documentary on me talking to myself

Yes!

I also love to drink rap and tap dance. I think there needs to be a party here tbh

I usually start feeling sick before I'm even drunk so that pretty much stops me from having more. I've even been sick when I've only felt a bit tipsy. Basically a total light weight! Wld actually quite like to just get rather drunk without being ill 😕

@ShirleyPhallus

Yes!

I also love to drink rap and tap dance. I think there needs to be a party here tbh

Omg we could have a red wine and cab calloway tap dancing party!!

Thinking a kebab would be yummy

When I start to believe I can sing (I'm tone deaf!) or when I start to think I can dance!

Unfortunately alcohol makes me think it's lack of confidence rather than skill :-(

@BlueSpottedGiraffe

When I start telling DH to order shots!

I read this as 'shoes' and thought you start bossing him around saying "I want black heels, nothing too high or pointy, size 6, budget £40, get onto it pronto!!" 😁