What is currently lost in your house?

[A580Hojas]

Mine is my nail kit. I've got a make-up bag with nail clippers, emery boards, cuticle cream, toe separators, buffer, ridge filling base coat etc.

It's been missing for about a month now. I've bought some new emery boards but I'm not buying everything else. Where the hell is it??

A rather large kitchen knife

My mind !

My knife sharpener and part of my kitchen mandolin, I think they have fallen down the back of the kitchen units, never to be seen again!

My slippers

A grey beret.

A car key from 4 years ago and beautiful set of 3 hand painted watercolours I bought for my daughter's nursery last year. They've A4 size and framed so not small. Put them in a safe place while the room was being decorated last year and haven't seen them since

Knee support.

A bottle of weedkiller I'm not allowed to use on the allottment.

Christmas crackers bought the January sales at least 3 years ago and never seen since

Laughing here! I thought it was just me! Today I "lost" my debit card so couldn't pay the roofer. He came back later as I found some cash. Found the debit card before he arrived and then couldn't find the cash I had put somewhere safe for him!!!

A medium sized Pampered Chef stainless steel mixing bowl. Been missing for 12+ months. The large and small ones are there, but the most used medium one, gone.

A small motorised attachment for my dyson cordless , it wasn't with the other attachments in the cupboard , I then recently emptied out the whole cupboard to reorganise, no where to be seen, there is nowhere else I can think of that I would put it

The nozzle from our dyson hoover! It’s driving me nuts that I can’t find it because i’m having to sweep all around the skirting boards!!!

The remote for the DVD player. Loads of odd socks.

Leather gloves - i haven’t seen them all winter

My iPhone headphones - DP took ether by mistake but won’t admit it

My make up bag I haven't seen it since Dec31st and I have looked everywhere really hoping it turns up and I haven't binned it in one of my many clear outs.

A camera lens

My black trainers which are not on the shoe rack where I left them 2 weeks ago

And my potato peeler!

All the scissors except ds left hand zigzag craft ones, I presume the dc have been using them upstairs and they'll now be behind their chest of drawers but by fuck are they heavy so can stay lost.

My tinting brush. Another thing the dc must have farted about with.

My decent tweezers that I acquired from my mum about 20 years ago. They were THE best blackhead squeezers.

My mojo to clean it!

A pair of snowboots
A Ruby and diamond ring that was grannies and that I rarely wear - last seen on my bedside table. Am looking at the hoover. Been missing about three years - have searched.

A new jar of cranberry sauce. It isn’t in any of the kitchen cupboards.

Have 'lost' my ability to go out.
10th Feb - first work social since the summer - flare up of chronic health condition, could not leave the house.
12th - theatre tickets booked, companion had covid.
17th - night out with friend who works at MOD (thanks Putin for the work crisis).
Today - football match - no bloody trains (thanks Eunice).

My winter gloves and hat. Have eluded me all this winter. Am trusting that they will turn up in July.

Mourning my tweezerman tweezers, really solid ones from years ago. Sadly left behind, I think in a Torquay hotel.