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If you'd married your first crush...

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SleepingStandingUp · 19/02/2022 00:52

(real life crush not celebrity), how do you imagine life would be now?

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Imdonna · 19/02/2022 19:26

Hmm I would be living in London with a husband who doesn't share what work he does. He works for MI5 or something and doesn't even tell his wife what he does. All sounds a bit dodgy, to me.

Not what I would fancy now.

Schlerp · 19/02/2022 19:26

I’d be married to a multimillionaire successful actor and business man.

He was my first kind of boyfriend when I was 7 and I crushed on him until I was 13 and I’d
Moved away. I always wondered if we’d have been a thing all through school or just drifted away.

JellybabyGina87 · 19/02/2022 19:29

It was a boy from the local boys' school, a year older than me. God he was gorgeous. My stomach used to flip over when I saw him getting on the bus. Unfortunately I never spoke to him or found out his name so I don't know what he's up to these days.

Wincarnis · 19/02/2022 20:17

I’d be divorced from a layabout creep that couldn’t keep his dick in his pants. Phew!

alwayswrighty · 19/02/2022 20:28

I am married to my first crush. It took 24 years to get there 🤣 but I am.

Graphista · 19/02/2022 20:33

Horrendous as he is in jail

Same here

If we'd

Graphista · 19/02/2022 20:34

Posted too soon!

One of my oldest friends would be my sil we're still in touch

He's in prison for some kind of white collar fraud thing

So...just as well that didn't pan out really

ruthypfdraper · 19/02/2022 20:39

I'd be another one divorced from a gay man. Or (second crush) up at before dawn every day on the farm tending to cows.

GrogusMam · 19/02/2022 20:41

I did.

23 years later things are still lovely

Theregoesmyhomebirth · 19/02/2022 20:48

I'd be sat on the sofa, eating Ben and Jerry's and watching the Mummy Grin

RicherThanYew · 19/02/2022 20:49

I married mine and 12 years on I'm still delirious. I didn't know that life could be good and happy, I thought it was just pain and misery so I think and hope this is my happily ever after.

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