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Live parking!

182 replies

DailyMaui · 22/01/2022 12:51

We have parking at the rear of our home - there’s six garages and space for four cars to park. Someone has parked across two of the spaces (one is where I park) and the only place for me to park and not inconvenience the other two cars belonging to residents is to block the CF car in.

We live right in a town centre so people do often park there and get really arsey if confronted. There’s a big private sign so it isn’t as if they don’t know.

Anyway, is it too early for wine?

OP posts:
CrocodilesCry · 22/01/2022 17:41

@BluebellsareBlue

Also placemarking but I'd have words with your brother as C*ltic aren't playing today.....
@BluebellsareBlue Celtic are playing Alloa today. Kick off was 5.30pm.
Tessabelle74 · 22/01/2022 17:41

Blatant bookmark

Belle96 · 22/01/2022 17:44

Also blatantly placemarking for the end result......

Helleofabore · 22/01/2022 17:48

. Popcorn at the ready!!!

newbathroom · 22/01/2022 17:49

Celtic are playing watching the nowGrin

PriamFarrl · 22/01/2022 17:50

I just know the CF will be gone by the time the OP comes back.

TheNestedIf · 22/01/2022 17:51

@DailyMaui

There’s only been one cheeky fucker repeat offender. It’s always worse before Christmas and I came back to find two spaces taken up by a large white, very fancy car. Knocked on all the neighbour’s door but it wasn’t theirs/guests so figured it was yet another mean arsed shopper who didn’t want to spend the £1.50 parking in the car park half a minute away. Despite its fanciness, it was quite grubby so I wrote “you park like a cunt” on the back. I didn’t block it in though as I was feeling generous. Christmas spirit an all.

About a month later it was back and again parked across two spaces (who the fuck does that anyway?) I was just backing in to block it when the owner returned. She tried the “ I live here” rubbish and when that clearly didn’t work she pretended it was her first time and she didn’t know it was private… So I told her that she still had the remains of “you park like a cunt” on her rear end and it was me who had done it the last time.

Ungrateful teen maintains she said 5.30 instead of . We have wasted very precious time.

I think I love you.
CakeRattleandRoll · 22/01/2022 17:51

Here's one of the major problems with living in Australia (besides having to deal with 5 consecutive days of 40+ degrees) - I always miss out on the live CF parking threads! It is nearly 2am and I can't keep my eyes open any longer. Sad

LondonQueen · 22/01/2022 17:51

@DailyMaui

There’s only been one cheeky fucker repeat offender. It’s always worse before Christmas and I came back to find two spaces taken up by a large white, very fancy car. Knocked on all the neighbour’s door but it wasn’t theirs/guests so figured it was yet another mean arsed shopper who didn’t want to spend the £1.50 parking in the car park half a minute away. Despite its fanciness, it was quite grubby so I wrote “you park like a cunt” on the back. I didn’t block it in though as I was feeling generous. Christmas spirit an all.

About a month later it was back and again parked across two spaces (who the fuck does that anyway?) I was just backing in to block it when the owner returned. She tried the “ I live here” rubbish and when that clearly didn’t work she pretended it was her first time and she didn’t know it was private… So I told her that she still had the remains of “you park like a cunt” on her rear end and it was me who had done it the last time.

Ungrateful teen maintains she said 5.30 instead of . We have wasted very precious time.

You are my idolGrin
rooarsome · 22/01/2022 17:51

I'm praying CF is still there!

LakieLady · 22/01/2022 17:54

@DailyMaui

There’s only been one cheeky fucker repeat offender. It’s always worse before Christmas and I came back to find two spaces taken up by a large white, very fancy car. Knocked on all the neighbour’s door but it wasn’t theirs/guests so figured it was yet another mean arsed shopper who didn’t want to spend the £1.50 parking in the car park half a minute away. Despite its fanciness, it was quite grubby so I wrote “you park like a cunt” on the back. I didn’t block it in though as I was feeling generous. Christmas spirit an all.

About a month later it was back and again parked across two spaces (who the fuck does that anyway?) I was just backing in to block it when the owner returned. She tried the “ I live here” rubbish and when that clearly didn’t work she pretended it was her first time and she didn’t know it was private… So I told her that she still had the remains of “you park like a cunt” on her rear end and it was me who had done it the last time.

Ungrateful teen maintains she said 5.30 instead of . We have wasted very precious time.

Fan-fucking-tastic!
BluebellsareBlue · 22/01/2022 17:57

Ah OP!! Don't kill him!! I forgot it's Scottish cup games today!!! I'm so sorry!!!!

MadAntonia · 22/01/2022 17:58

@DailyMaui

There’s only been one cheeky fucker repeat offender. It’s always worse before Christmas and I came back to find two spaces taken up by a large white, very fancy car. Knocked on all the neighbour’s door but it wasn’t theirs/guests so figured it was yet another mean arsed shopper who didn’t want to spend the £1.50 parking in the car park half a minute away. Despite its fanciness, it was quite grubby so I wrote “you park like a cunt” on the back. I didn’t block it in though as I was feeling generous. Christmas spirit an all.

About a month later it was back and again parked across two spaces (who the fuck does that anyway?) I was just backing in to block it when the owner returned. She tried the “ I live here” rubbish and when that clearly didn’t work she pretended it was her first time and she didn’t know it was private… So I told her that she still had the remains of “you park like a cunt” on her rear end and it was me who had done it the last time.

Ungrateful teen maintains she said 5.30 instead of . We have wasted very precious time.

That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard.
BluebellsareBlue · 22/01/2022 18:00

It's an easy mistake to make as the champions played last night and that's all that matters 😂😜

purpleboy · 22/01/2022 18:00

Haha op your hillarious!
Hope CF is still there when you get home from picking up ungrateful teen Grin

Original poster
DailyMaui · 22/01/2022 18:07

We ar back and I’m FURIOUS.

Car has gone. Bloody ungrateful teen.

I think I took a picture of the “you park like a cunt” car and message so I will find that and post it as an apology for the frankly rubbish ending.

OP posts:
Zonder · 22/01/2022 18:09

Bloody teens!

Helleofabore · 22/01/2022 18:12

Oh no!!! Still. By the sounds of it, there will be a next time!

GinWine

McPie · 22/01/2022 18:17

I was about to jump to your brothers defence but I see others have beat me to it, it's the Scottish Cup games today. They normally kick off at 3pm (I was involved in 3 rounds before the team I worked with got knocked out) but I suppose if you are Celtic special you get to choose Wink.
Hopefully the CF is gone when you get back!

MeridianB · 22/01/2022 18:25

@DobbyTheHouseElk

I was watching a man in a Ford ranger today and I was reminded of that thread. He was doing something quite fastidiously.
I’d never noticed them before that thread. Now whenever I see one I think of that drama (and wonder if it just might be the CF!).
ThePlumVan · 22/01/2022 18:48

Ahh I’ve missed this in real time Sad

Every Ranger driver gets ‘the glare’ after that splendid thread.

Santahasjoinedww · 22/01/2022 18:55

I hope your teen is grounded...

anoldcharter · 22/01/2022 19:06

@Santahasjoinedww

I hope your teen is grounded...
Ha ha 🤣🤣😘
anoldcharter · 22/01/2022 19:07

Oops rogue kiss emoji.... Sorry, no idea where that came from 😁

Dontwanttolivewithmylover · 22/01/2022 19:24

Not too early for a whine followed by wine...and plenty of it. 😩😩+🍷🍷🍷🍷