How have you ruined your child's life? (Lighthearted)

[Houseofvelour]

(Let's keep this lighthearted)

Today I ruined DD's life by giving her the blue bowl when apparently I should've given her the Pooh Bear bowl. Cue a good twenty minutes of screaming. 🙃

How have you ruined your children's lives today? 😂

Apparently I could ruin their lives by looking at them wrongly. 🙄🤣

I also once ruined DD1's life by insisting she came back from her friend's house (just next door) to do the washing up she had left adorning the kitchen after she had baked chocolate brownie.

I was unpopular then, but she never left it lying around again!

By getting a biscuit out for him, he wanted a different one.
Same biscuit but just a different one?

Oh every day by insisting that school shoes are cleaned!

I ruin 12yr old DS's life by breathing. And daring to speak to his friends

I'm already chuckling at these! 😂

@GrapefruitPink my kids do this alllll the time. Like every single item of food. 🙈

By making my son qear trousers and not shorts to school. And thus breaking his 3 year run of wearing shorts every day. (He has just recovered from his second bout of covid after having it end Nov so we want him wrapped up for a bit....)

Because he's not 5 until august and doesn't want to be 4 anymore

She bit me on the way home from school so I said we couldn't go to the library or get a takeaway for tea.

Apparently I'm the worst mum in the world and it's my own fault she bit me.

My DP cut our 2.5yo DD's smiley face chicken nugget in half... honestly, she was absolutely distraught

I insist on unreasonable things like washing and going to bed.

But my worst torture is insisting that they have their bedroom floors are clear so that if something happened in the night then assistance wouldn't be scuppered by tripping over a playmobil castle or treading on a load of lego.

I dusted her shelves

My 37 year old son claims I scarred him for life because I made him wear corduroy trousers

@notawittyname1954

My 37 year old son claims I scarred him for life because I made him wear corduroy trousers

When he was 7

I gave her a sibling 9 years ago

I didn’t do a full party tea complete with balloons and disco lights on a random Friday for just the three. of us

Making her have a bath, washing her hair, brushing her hair. I am enemy no 1 after any of that.

Not letting her stay up late to watch grown up tv. She kicked me for that one on Saturday.

My car broke down on Sunday and we ran out of biscuits while waiting for the RAC. I don't think she will ever get over that one 😂

Having parental controls set on DS' phone.

@YuleiamsaidI

I gave her a sibling 9 years ago

This, except it's 18 years.

I cooked meatballs for dinner. The meatballs he selected in the supermarket, asked me to cook, and has enjoyed many times in the pasta.

@Scotstar

Because he's not 5 until august and doesn't want to be 4 anymore

How can you live with yourself

Good job we love them isn't it 😂

Insisted that he get in the bath

Then again when I made him get out of the bath once it was cold and he had goosebumps.

I made him eat his dinner before he could have a brownie. The special Friday dinner he hadn't shut up about all week and had been really looking forward to.

I didn't even say he couldn't have the brownie. I said he could have it warm with ice cream if he wanted but he needed to eat his dinner, which was being plated up, first

I asked him to get me a puppy pad