Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

To serve marmalade all day every day as it's a preseretive and keeps very well
What wines should be served at the wedding breakfast ?

Cava, Cava & more Cava

Will RIAD behave himself at the wedding or should we not invite him?

RIAD will behave himself untill he drinks all the CAVA ,and then he will get into a drunken argument with PB saying it should have been him ,best not to invite him
What will the happy couples ,first dance be too?

The Gummy Bear song as we will all end up like gummy bears after too much cava.

When will RIAD post on this thread? We need to hear from him

RIAD has been posting incognito when will RiAD reveal themself?

When the cows come home

When can I stop working?

@BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN

When the cows come home

When can I stop working?

And post on Netmums full time

When netmum,s merge with Mumsnet and become MumsnetMums
When will that be?

In about 30 Seconds

I have just set up my new website MumsnetMums. What will your first thread on it be called?

We really need new content so my thread is how long and how many meals should a MumsnetMums chicken last?
Are me and @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMn the only posters left has there been a zombie apocalypse and neither of us have realised?

It's ok everyone was hiding from the Zombie Putin but I've killed him (well I think I have - wishful thinking) & it's safe to come out now.
(N.B. I wouldn't normally wish anyone dead but Putin is a crazy evil dictator!)

What's going on in RIAD's head as apparently he's ok with PB & me?

(@x2boys he was informed this evening but I don't know what was said)

RIAD has totally mellowed to the point of not refusing banana In spaghetti or buttered weetabix with jam

What is your favourite meal?

Omelette

What’s the best omelette filling?

Chocolate buttons and mustard
Will my son's coat be dry for school tomorrow?

Not a chance if you have been to visit Niagara Falls today. If not, it would be dependent on transferred heat in proportion to change in internal energy,

What would be your specialist subject on Mastermind?

Thermodynamics

What is your favourite branch of physics?

Algebra
Who is your favourite poet

Me

Who is your favourite actor?

Dominic Cummings
What do you put in your bath?

Dried pasta.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

Elvis the Pelvis?

What is in your attic/loft?

A taxidermy museum.

Should I stuff Dominic Cummings?

Yes and give him pride of place on your mantle piece
Is Dominic Cummings furious that nobody cares about party gate any more ,since the crazy man in Russia?

No because it's a good distraction as Dominic is undercover in Russia with his AK47 view scope centred on Vlad

Will Dom be a successful assassin?

If he is s lone gunman and stands on a grassy knoll he might have a chance .....
Will Dominic then become King of the world?