Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

RIAD of course
Who will catch the Bouquet ?

It may be either one of us as we will gate crash at that exact moment

Will the wedding go ahead if Vlod turns up?

No because all men are stupid & won't meet you halfway so the wedding is off

Should I become a Nun instead?

Yes. Then go and give Putin a good telling off. (Brave that some Russian Orthodox clergy in Russia have sent an open letter that the war should end)

Will @TracyBeakerSoYeah wear the full habit and veil or be in normal clothes?

She will be in full rabbit a.k.a Mrs.* Josephine Rabbit* mother of Peter as it's world book day!

What is plan B?

That we all drink and be merry and hope it all goes away
Can Nanny plum come and sort it all out ?

Yes she's wonderful as she sorted out the misunderstanding, so the wedding is now back on

Who shall I get to design my dress?

I think my husband could make a decent job of it.

Would you choose a giant Yorkshire pudding for a starter or a pancake for desert?

A pancake.

Do we want Nanny McPhee, or do we need her?

Only super nanny Jo Frost will do

Who is TracyBeakerSoYeah marrying?

She's says it's just someone she's nicknamed PB
But we all know it's the rather attractive Volodomyr zelensky
Will they invite Putin to the ceremony?

Yes @Elsielouise13 husband has something special planned just for him.

What’s the plan?

Vlad will be glad to be best man after extensive apologising and making everything right with the whole world

How are we getting to the wedding?

On a beautiful pea green boat ,
What gift shall we bring?

I'm getting them bride and groom photo socks

TracyBeakerSoYeah has gone quiet. Is the wedding still on I wonder?
What else will we talk about if there is no wedding

The wedding is definitely on but we have to keep it hush hush in case of Vlad rushing in & interrupting at the point when the vicar says "Is there anyone here who objects'"

Why would Vlad object?

Because Vlad is RIAD and in his Torment over @TracyBeakerSoYeah he's lost his marbles
Where are Vlad/RIAD,s marbles ?

In the fridge

How long will it take RIAD to find his marbles

I don't know but hopefully RIAD/ VLAD will find his marbles soon
What will the colour scheme at the wedding be?

It will be a rainbow coloured theme, possibly rainbow tie dye for added impact. For example this would be what the decor would look like

Why is this thread so addictive?

Because it's made up of all things bad for you but are really enjoyable
What will be in the Middle of Lidl next week?

Volodymyr Zelensky cuddly toys

How quickly will they sell out?

I bought the lot wholesale so we can share with friends and family.

What (English) phrase have they programmed into the Zelensky toy?

I am the very attractive president of the Ukraine ,who has got into a bit of an argument ,with a non entity who goes by the name Vlad
Does president zelensky enjoy marmalade sandwiches?

Who doesn't and I suggest this is served as the main meal, evening buffet and breakfast at the wedding. Bonus: it will keep costs down.

What's your best money saving tip?