Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

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OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

As we do not have control over the vertical and horizontal movement of air we must welcome all storms without prejudgement.

Why are the storms pretending to be buses and turning up all at once?

Because in spite of their names they are all male ,you wait for one for ages then three turn up at once .
Where do storms go to ?

They hang out on the moon and just holiday on earth.

Do you fancy a trip as a space tourist?

That reminds me, I have just booked my ticket on Spaceship Neptune departing 2025. Bargain price of £125,000 USD, grab yours today.

Will Dave, RIAD and his bro be joining us in space?

Yes as they are piloting and co piloting the space ship
How long will the trip take ?

Expect to be back in 2026 unless it is so wonderful we will decide to continue orbiting indefinitely.

Will we all say yes to being on a reality TV show because of our space mission?

Yes it will be a big brother ,meets I'm a celebrity ,meets the X factor,in space
Will Simon Cowell judge it all?

Where is everyone on this thread ?
And will @TracyBeakerSoYeah come back to explain the state of her love life ?(I'm really not over invested at all,or maybe I am 😂😂)

Come back everyone. We need to get this thread on top of the active listing
Simon Cowell will be directing the reality show but will make us sing for our supper.

Has TracyBeakerSoYeah left without us to go on the space mission?

TracyBeakerSoYeah returns
I only popped up to the moon to check it out to see if it was suitable for a city break

Would the moon be suitable for a city break or should I buy a camper van instead?

@x2boys & @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN
In reality I've spent 2 & a half very loved up days with Bear (PB's new nickname) & I feel very worn out

Yes the moon would be suitable for a short break ,if you were wanting to go for a longer ,more relaxing break Mars would be a better choice
Is Vlad just a bit misunderstood?

Unfortunately for him Vlad has a classic case of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy so the kindest thing would be for someone from the CIA/Mi6/Mossad/The Great British Bake Off/Strictly to take Vlad out of his misery

What are the Badgers planning to do to fix the calamity of Vlad the Impala?

(We shouldn't really joke as he's an evil fuckwit psycho but if you can't laugh you just start screaming!)

FREE UKRAINE 🇺🇦

The Badgers have it all under control they are working around the clock with NATO
Who is more crazy The Donald or Vlad?

It's Wally coz we can never find him.

What is your plan for tomorrow?

@TracyBeakerSoYeah lucky you! Hope you have got some energy back

Eating all the chocolate

Where can I buy all the chocolate?

Riad of course

How many roads must a woman walk down?

None just sit down & eat all the chocolate!

Where is it?

In the land of make believe
What's occuring?

The porridge pot won't stop cooking. No one at home remembers the magic phrase. I have 1cm of air left as I'm pushed up to the ceiling swimming in sweet porridge.

What is the magic phrase?

This tastes delic…

How did @BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN escape without the password?

Or even magic phrase

She didn't she's still swimming around in sweet sticky porridge ,now you have said the word ,she's about to come back down to earth with a bang anytime now ..
How big are the eggs from Mumsnet chickens ?

2inches x 2inches x 2inches

Why does one of my favourite authors keep liking my Facebook posts?
(true story)

Because they are your stalking and currently devising a plot for a new book on your life
Who will star as RIAD in the film version ,and who will star as PB?

Leonardo Di Caprio is RIAD
PB plays themselves as ran out of budget

What is your favourite comedian?