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Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 8

973 replies

bearlyactive · 11/12/2021 13:57

OLD THREAD HERE

Previous question: Is it now time for the Op to put this thread to bed and start thread 8?

My (wrong) answer: No, why would you say that? It's still got two pages to go!

My new question: How much is that doggy in the window?

OP posts:
BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 15/02/2022 21:51

It's best to stay in and order double as Dudley and Eunice are on their way.

If you could tell RIAD anything what would you say?

Bagadverts · 16/02/2022 23:09

Goodbye

What would RIAD say to me?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 17/02/2022 01:15

"I can't believe it, that TracyBeakerSoYeah is now dating my older brother!!!!"

What would you then say to RIAD, once you'd got over the shock?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 17/02/2022 08:00

Pack your bag and your passport, we are going to Italy for a romantic gondola ride like pronto!

How do I apply for position of Bridesmaid?

x2boys · 17/02/2022 08:41

We are all goiing to be bridesmaid,s although I shall be matron of honour ,we will form a very long guard of honour
What will the film of @TracyBeakerSoYeah,s love life be called?

Bagadverts · 17/02/2022 15:35

Beakers World

Where are we staying in Italy?

x2boys · 17/02/2022 15:46

I have been in touch with Pope Francis and have arranged for us all to stay at the Vatican
What will it be like at the Vatican!

FlakeyLurker · 18/02/2022 12:26

Holey.

Who's this Redundand Independent Array of Di(s)ks anyway, smd does he have another brother?

x2boys · 18/02/2022 22:10

I really can't say it's all very hush,hush he may or may not be in the secret service
And he has many brothers
How does Eunice feel about all the damage she has caused ?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 19/02/2022 00:03

Eunice is a fugitive who is evading capture as I type. Responsible for so much destruction I’m sure she already feels she has gotten away with it. She will name change when she comes back and no one will be able to prove anything.

Why am I hearing fireworks go off?

x2boys · 19/02/2022 00:20

Because Eunice is having a head fuck moment
Is Eunice feeling guilty at all?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 19/02/2022 00:36

She is still hanging around outside my window and it doesn't sound like it.

Why hasn't she left yet? It was reported she would have left by now

x2boys · 19/02/2022 00:43

Because it's all a different storm now Denis
Does Denis feel guilty at all?

Bagadverts · 19/02/2022 10:18

No Denis can’t understand why we don’t just bury power lines.

How long is Denis going to hang around?

x2boys · 19/02/2022 10:37

He's planning on having a big Shin dig all day and night
Would you go on a night out tonight in this weather?

FlakeyLurker · 19/02/2022 15:22

I eould. It's Wq degrees and wunny here

Would you all like a gintònic!

x2boys · 19/02/2022 17:32

Yes please with ice and a slice
Will you make me a sandwich too,,?

Bagadverts · 19/02/2022 19:53

Yes one chicken and strawberry sandwich to go.

What else should I add to x2boys sandwich?

x2boys · 19/02/2022 20:05

Pickles and marmalade please
Who is @TracyBeakerSoYeah currently on a date with ?

BigUpAllOfUshereOnMN · 21/02/2022 10:13

I just hope it's not fierce Franklin. Has anyone heard from TracyBeakerSoYeah. It's been a while.

Shall we send the elite Mumsnet search party agents out?

x2boys · 21/02/2022 10:53

Yes let's do you think she may not be in Kansas anymore, perhaps we should look for a yellow brick road
Is @TracyBeakerSoYeah searching for the Wizard of Oz?

TracyBeakerSoYeah · 21/02/2022 11:43

Actually TracyBeakerSoYeah
is awaiting the arrival of RIAD's brother Paddington Bear aka as PB.

As someone who's slept hours through their alarm is it possible to clean & tidy a house & Marie Kongo her bedroom in 2hrs?

And that @x2boys is a true story ♥️

x2boys · 21/02/2022 12:10

@TracyBeakerSoYeah

Actually TracyBeakerSoYeah is awaiting the arrival of RIAD's brother Paddington Bear aka as PB.

As someone who's slept hours through their alarm is it possible to clean & tidy a house & Marie Kongo her bedroom in 2hrs?

And that @x2boys is a true story ♥️

If you don't manage you could tell PB that all three storms culminated at your house leaving a result of mayhem and destruction , Franklin seems a bit of a nasty bastard tbh When will we next have a storm?
x2boys · 21/02/2022 12:11

Trail *

Bagadverts · 21/02/2022 19:22

Next year (I wish, hope Gladys stays away)

How can we prevent the next storm?

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