58 yo woman plots to overthrow the government

[shakingmytambourineatyou]

Right. I am now so sick of just about everything, the plots, the lies, the policies, that I am thinking of nipping down south (if there are any trains/tubes) and overthrowing the government. What will I need? Should I take sandwiches?

@ArabellaScott

Let's not sack him. Rees Mogg should be put to work bag packing in a local supermarket. He can ensure maximum recyclability and endure women telling him which bag to put the frozen peas in and how to double bag the chicken.

Yes! Let’s redeploy him and make sure it’s in a supermarket where the till people scan stuff REALLY fast so he has trouble keeping up.

Please, please, please? It’s all I want for Christmas...

A clean pair of knickers, just in case.

Practice speaking firmly but quietly while maintaining eye contact en route.

Gin.

Count me in. I don't want a role, I've enough to do already but I'm great at being a bossy dogs body. As a Guider I can rustle up 24 feral Brownies, 24 sightly less feral Guides and several Young Leaders, all of whom are quite feisty, strong minded and believe a woman's place is hers and not for boys to elbow into.

I can also rustle up a silver band- they'll rock up wherever told if there's pimms/mulled wine & cake. Keep it weak though, the playing gets...erm, interesting otherwise! No marching though, that nearly killed us last time🤣

@shakingmytambourineatyou

You all still plotting? I am absent. having some lovely family time, While Rome Burns.

Ahem. I think you’ll find that it’s men who plot, chat and gossip.

Women network, collaborate and consult. Then we set objectives and devise policies, procedures and timetables, then we implement them.

Someone has to run the country while you are getting your nails done.