58 yo woman plots to overthrow the government

[shakingmytambourineatyou]

Right. I am now so sick of just about everything, the plots, the lies, the policies, that I am thinking of nipping down south (if there are any trains/tubes) and overthrowing the government. What will I need? Should I take sandwiches?

Oh and I'm Housing and Social Care. I'd be brilliant.

I can bring the following : two walking sticks and one walker.

Can I come? I d be a much better Home Secretary or foreign Secretary. I'm not up to Health Secretary or PM.

But on the other hand, neither are the present incumbents

We need one of those water cannon Boris bought, trained on the front door of Number 10. Can anyone source one? And an instruction book.

Definitely. The current government seems to be nasty and incompetent. Sometimes I wonder if it's just as well they aren't more competent.

And I can play the harmonica and could bring mine with me.

Chancellor of the exchequer for me please. I have a mean spreadsheet for family expenses and know my debits and credits. We can do this

I'll join you/vote for you..anything it'll take

I'll join in too, I'm in my thirties.

It is bloody chilly down here at the moment, northerners bring your 'big coats'.

This is shaping up nicely. I might do a list. Then again, that would use forward planning and strategies, so perhaps best not. People can only cope with so much change at once.

Can we have a ministry for common sense?

When you’re done could you nip up to Scotland and give me a hand ousting nippy?

I’m with you in spirit but I’m not going down to That There London again.
I went a couple of weeks ago so that will do for nowc

@SilverGlitterBaubles

Can we have a ministry for common sense?

Sorry no. There's something called the Posh Spice Rule. If you have to say it, it isn't true. Like the People's Democratic Republic of Somewhere is neither the people's nor democratic.

agree the water is rubbish

Just got to nip out. Will get supplies.

If you find you're flagging a bit, don't forget to pop into one of the loos, plenty of cocaine residue left in them. Will keep you going for a few more hours. It works for the MPs....

@shakingmytambourineatyou

Just got to nip out. Will get supplies.

Get the nice biscuits, there's a love.

Can I join you? So fed up of this government now. It's one rule for them and another rule for us. Twats.

I’m not planning on siting outside with coffee - I’m going in! I want to sit on those nice green leather seats and marvel at the expensive decor. . Anyone inside the buildings will be kicked out and they can sit on the pavement outside!

Don't forget to leave your hairbrush at home - that seems to go down well with the majority.

Can I join in?
Can bring gin and twiglets.

I'll join you.

Line Johnson, Patel, Gove, Raab, the whole lot against the wall and give them a really good talking to. This shower of shit is just Not On.

No-one’s mentioned bringing gunpowder, or is that going a bit too far?

Don't bother about how your hair looks in this awful weather, the present incumbent always looks like he's been pulled through a hedge backwards.

I'm in. I live in the south and can contribute loads of Pot Noodles and HobNobs.