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What is your favourite conspiracy theory?

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julieca · 06/12/2021 21:38

I love the crazy conspiracy theories. So my favourite ones are that birds arent real and that Paul McCartney is dead and the man we see now is a lookalike.
What about you?

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WishMyNameWasWittyNotShitty · 08/12/2021 19:51

Not a favourite, but a strange one.....Wayfair are involved in trafficking girls, some of their items have female names that are the same as girls who are missing in the US. It is believed that the items with the female names (furniture etc), are secret codes for buying one these missing girls!

ThreeWiseBuddhas · 08/12/2021 19:51

That someone got a little petri dish and swabbed a few benches in China with Covid and BOOM!

Biological warfare

tillytoodles1 · 08/12/2021 19:54

I cant see how birds are battery operated. As a cat owner I've seen many mangled remains, but never seen a battery.

fakereview · 08/12/2021 19:56

I do remember thinking "well that's convenient" when Diana died.

I thought the one that Amazon created covid to get everyone to buy everything online was quite funny.

In a way I hope the Moon landings were made-up as it would mean that there wasn't a load of Earthling rubbish left up there.

And the MMR autism controversy predated Wakefield by some years - people always forget that. He did not invent it.

fakereview · 08/12/2021 19:57

Oh and if the Earth is flat how come nobody ever falls off. And if they do, where do they go?

PocketRocket12 · 08/12/2021 20:01

@PPCD

Finland doesn't exist, it's a secret trade route.
This ones amazing, never heard it before!

Loving this thread, OP!

Thisgroupneverceasestoamazeme · 08/12/2021 20:04

Oh and another great one I heard was that the ‘clap for the NHS’ thing on a Thursday was orchestrated to drown out the buzzing sound of the 5G masts bring switched on simultaneously to test their mind control powers

telvg · 08/12/2021 20:07

That Lance Armstrong is not in inspirational athlete and cancer survivor and does drugs! …
Oh wait, that one is true. Was gutted at that!

elfies · 08/12/2021 20:17

Neither of Harry and Megans babies were carried by Megan , thats why they left the Royal family , as the children couldn't be in the line of succession .

DrNOmeansNO · 08/12/2021 20:20

That the government cares about us!

Jacesmum1977 · 08/12/2021 20:23

I also believe Jill Dando was murdered because she was going to release information of inappropriate sexual behaviour toward minors. Stuart Hall, Saville and that’s the ones we’re sure of. Massively into supporting paedophilia there.

I do believe that’s why Diana died too. And why Harry wanted out.
I don’t know what to believe and I like the queen but apparently they’re a bunch of wrongens

DaisyNGO · 08/12/2021 20:25

@fakereview

Oh and if the Earth is flat how come nobody ever falls off. And if they do, where do they go?
Whole new explanation if you're ghosted.
Joesmummy1 · 08/12/2021 20:26

I’d suggest they’re really not that high.

On a mission to bring down the monarchy and recently willing to give face to face interviews. Nah, it’s too much of a coincidence.

Generally I’m not a fan of conspiracies but this one is too much

Skade · 08/12/2021 20:27

I haven't seen this one on the thread yet but it sent me down the rabbit hole for hours one day! Lady Gaga, the artist Marina Abramovich, a number of other celebrities, Spirit Cooking and Satanism... all completely bonkers! I'm still not entirely sure what the hell it's all about...

twitter.com/dalobsterking17/status/1354565732302950401?lang=en-GB

ArabellaScott · 08/12/2021 20:31

Moon landings.

It is plausible. The flag! The shadows!

Catlover77 · 08/12/2021 20:42

@crystal1717

Epstein death Diana death

Moon landing. All three v suspicious

Indeed!
RollWithThePunches · 08/12/2021 20:44

@Riverlee

The covid vaccine contains chips that are tracking us.
This! I had a word with Mr Gates the other day about not listening when shit happens.
ComtesseDeSpair · 08/12/2021 20:45

@ArabellaScott

Moon landings.

It is plausible. The flag! The shadows!

I’m not at all invested in the theory that we never landed in the moon, and I don’t really care whether we did or not; but there’s a part of me that harbours a tiny sliver of skepticism purely on the basis that there’s no way you could get me to agree to be rocketed into space in a metal carton whilst telling me I was guaranteed to land on a moving target and not disintegrate in the process because maths.
RollWithThePunches · 08/12/2021 20:49

It’s not Covid/tests/jabs, it’s the mobiles welded to the hands of 90% of the population that’s allowing the tracking.

Soggymarshmellows · 08/12/2021 20:50

My moon landing theory is that they did go... whether they landed or not maybe... but that the footage is fake. So they cut to pre-record. So the landings/mission not perhaps. But Footage yes. Never seen that proposed...but I don't spend much time on reddit..so not trying to claim first dibs on a CT.
They practiced/trained in Iceland and it does look similar. I've been there on a holiday. My doubts are more about TV capabilities (although the pod does look a joke, rockets not). I mean the BBC struggles with outside broadcast even now... it was a joke in the 70s, so how come they did it seamlessly in 1969 from THE MOON. They couldn't from another part of the Earth. Or maybe thats just my perception as I was a couple years off being born then.

Jacesmum1977 · 08/12/2021 20:51

@Twinstudy

I have a Facebook friend who spouts loads of crap on there. Recently it's been that the covid vaccine contains poison that will kill anyone who has it (originally by October but he seems to have pushed the dates back now. Presumably because we're not all dead) why? To control the population, the earth is over populated. Ok, that is (very slightly) plausible but if that were true the powers that be would be left with a population of idiots knowledgeable truth seekers and killing all the sensible people sheeple who blindly follow rules. Which would seem like an odd choice.

Actually a much more likely conspiracy would be that covid is a red herring and the vaccine is to protect us from a new super virus that the governments will release and will kill the unvaxxed. Leaving a nice compliant population. He wouldn't like that theory tho, it'd mean he had to get the 'jabjab'.

I might start spreading it, could increase vaccine uptake Grin

That’s a disgusting thing to say. Where’s your humanity?

Vaccinated people and people with boosters are still catching it and spreading it, is nothing to do with people who are V free and yet they’re allowed to go about freely because they’re vaxxed?! They are still spreading it.
I’m Vaccine free but I’m not anti vax in the slightest.
I just haven’t trusted this since it was apparent the figures weren’t truth reflecting and I’m uncomfortable with the way it’s being handled.
So I’m going to continue to treat my body well and let my immune system do what it’s supposed to.
And I had Covid in September. I’ve never been sick like that in my life. It was odd and unpleasant but I took care of myself. No medication except paracetamol when the head pain was bad enough to warrant taking it.

What you said is very uncool.
I wish you blessings of love and comfort because boy, your soul needs it. And a hug.

This post is about conspiracy theories. Here’s some I’ve heard:

The world is going through a massive depopulation program.

What they’ve put into you is dna altering and immune altering, people will get ill and not be able to fight it.

That they’re jabbing kids with something to make them unable to have children. No more children, depopulation.

All of the big experiences in the world are to conceal the stuff that’s really going on:

Child sexual abuse, trafficking, even satanic ritual abuse & that Epstein and Maxwell are the base of the cake. They’re not even the cherry on top.

That most of celebrities are lookalikes or AI (some reptilian) and that the originals have been killed for being paedophiles.

I’m familiar with Out of Shadows videos. There is a documentary from itv in the 80s where the interviewee was a 15 yr old girl who’d been raped and subjected to satanic ritual performances through her own grandmother.

And then you’ve got Corey Haim and Feldman. Sad, sad lives.
Haim was abused by Hollywood with the blessing of his mother (pure evil).
Feldman has been working, trying to out those responsible.

Apparently child abuse is rife 🤬

iamnotsurewhattowritehere · 08/12/2021 20:56

@julieca

I love the crazy conspiracy theories. So my favourite ones are that birds arent real and that Paul McCartney is dead and the man we see now is a lookalike. What about you?
Has anyone said Birds Aren't Real? I've joined the Facebook group and everything! Say anything about birds being real and you get called a Fed or you get some crazy ass theory on how you are wrong😂😂😂
fakereview · 08/12/2021 21:00

I've just remembered two others.

Shakespeare didn't write his plays and the Gunpowder plot was faked.

WarOnWoman · 08/12/2021 21:05

I like the Rotfang Conspiracy: there's a secret movement to bring down the Ministry of Magic from within using a combination of Dark Magic and gum disease and aurors are thought to be part of the conspiracy.

notimagain · 08/12/2021 21:05

My doubts are more about TV capabilities (although the pod does look a joke, rockets not). I mean the BBC struggles with outside broadcast even now... it was a joke in the 70s, so how come they did it seamlessly in 1969 from THE MOON

Well it wasn’t that seamless and there actually wasn’t a lot of it over the eight days…

If you look at the actual TV footage that was broadcast of the Apollo 11 moonwalk (some here like me I’m sure will remember watching it live) it was fairly crappy, high contrast, low resolution black and white…and for the first few seconds it was actually broadcast upside until somebody sorted things out..

A lot of the footage seen in the documentaries, YouTube etc is actually film footage, taken by the crew, returned to earth and us mere mortals didn’t get to see until weeks after the event.

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