I just finished my Xmas gift shopping online. One of the things I bought was a pack of American chocolate. I resisted temptation for about half an hour then nicked a pack of Hershey kisses.
They taste like vomit. Actual vomit. And I can't get the taste out of my mouth. I've swished with mouthwash, everything. It's like the smell has set up home in my nostrils and the taste at the back of my throat.
Still, I suppose it's a good thing I will not now be giving my son the gift of vomit for Christmas.
I feel so sorry for Americans I want to send the poor sods emergency parcels of actual chocolate.
Right after I gargle with a cup of skunk spray to freshen my mouth.