I’m going back a few years now but I once picked up my children from school
On the way out my son (aged about 8) said something cheeky and I laughed and said something along the lines of ‘oh little honky,I’ll spank your bum with a red hot poker!’
We laughed-no fear at all-he knew I was joking
The next day,I had a social worker and the police at my door
They wanted the ‘red hot poker’ (which didn’t exist) and where going into school to speak to my 3 children that where there and again to my other childrens schools to speak to them
The police (rightly) took my house apart and found nothing of interest that could have been used to hurt my children (apart from my toolbox which was so far out of reach,even I couldn’t reach it-I used to ask my dad to get it down for me then to put it back again)
All 6 told them that I never hit,beat,staved or abused them in anyway but my youngest told them I’d stood on her toe about a week earlier (I had-she’d walked out behind me and I’d caught her big toe through her slipper)
Well!they went to town on me-I was abusing them,I had to go to a shit ton of meetings,I had ss every week,my every move was watched,parenting courses etc
Nothing came of it in the end-if I had to go through that then why the hell didn’t they do the same with this child,the other children and the ones I keep reporting?
I reported this abusive woman for threatening to throw boiling water over her dd-the crime?
She wanted to go to uni then find a job when she got older
Fuck all was done-they didn’t even come out/speak to the child who had told a teacher but teacher didn’t report it as the child later claimed to have lied because she was scared
It really does depend on how bloody bored they are that day
(I learnt the hard way not to crack jokes while in the company of my children-they all knew full well I didn’t own a red hot poker and even if I did I would never have used it)