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Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?

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Amandasummers · 25/11/2021 04:28

I can’t fathom what I’m seeing. She has literally got a new face? It’s hurting my head

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Trixiefirecracker · 25/11/2021 07:01

Her Instagram feed is very odd, still desperate to shock.

MandalaYogaTapestry · 25/11/2021 07:02

I am not puzzled at all by what Madonna is trying to achieve. She wants to look young for as long as possible and doesn't want to grow old gracefully. It is not her job to be an "advocate for older women", she is her own person and does whatever she likes.

I for one would love to know how she manages to look like this in her 60s. Most celebrities have work done but hers is something else.

Garman · 25/11/2021 07:02

It's face tuning and filtering apps on top of fillers and botox. Look at her hands in most photos, she doesn't bother filtering/smoothing/removing blemishes from them, they look like real hands unlike her face.

kwiksavenofrillsusername · 25/11/2021 07:03

In unfiltered pics, it’s even more obvious how much work she’s had done.

I absolutely hate those cheek implants that every celeb gets. They ruin their face.

Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?
catblanket · 25/11/2021 07:09

She’s always had final control over her photos - according to a photographer I once knew, she had the tightest photography contracts and she had complete sign off over any image that was put out into the public domain (this was in the 90s). They were always heavily filtered and adjusted.

None of this surprises me in the slightest. And I think her face actually looks like her old one!

I’m not a fan of plastic surgery/Photoshop at all, but this is hardly unexpected of an ageing Madonna is it?!

FreeBritnee · 25/11/2021 07:11

These are the unfiltered photos that make me chuckle 🤭

exhale.breatheheavy.com/forums/topic/798178-unfiltered-photo-of-madonna-surfaces/

longwayoff · 25/11/2021 07:12

"Mum! Granny's got stuck under the bed again. She says send for a fireman, urgently. Or maybe two?"

1910username · 25/11/2021 07:15

@givethatbabyaname, that’s exactly what I thought

Like Khloe, who doesn’t look like herself anymore either

ineedsun · 25/11/2021 07:17

@2288556665416b

I don't understand what age has to do with anything really. Shouldn't we be trying to get rid of the stigma that women above a certain age can't be sexually provocative or attractive?

Just to add, I wouldn't pose like that at any stage of my life but shouldn't we be saying 'good for her'?

But isn’t the point that a lot of these photos aren’t alluring, they’re just weird. The one where she’s put her tights on then got stuck under the bed? That’s not a good look for anyone regardless off age.
Kanaloa · 25/11/2021 07:18

@MandalaYogaTapestry

I am not puzzled at all by what Madonna is trying to achieve. She wants to look young for as long as possible and doesn't want to grow old gracefully. It is not her job to be an "advocate for older women", she is her own person and does whatever she likes.

I for one would love to know how she manages to look like this in her 60s. Most celebrities have work done but hers is something else.

If you really want to know how she manages to look like that, may I suggest behind the scenes Harry Potter videos?

I presume it’s much the same process that turns Ralph Fiennes into Voldemort.

IslaInthesun · 25/11/2021 07:24

It's just fillers Botox and filters. No cheek implants.

She looks awful to me but with all her money she must be happy else she'd change it so fair enough.

TrampolineForMrKite · 25/11/2021 07:25

I was brought up short by these pictures recently.... the filtered ones are bananas. She looks like a long-list relation of herself. The unfiltered one less so, but she would have looked so much better if she had just aged gracefully.

FlipFlops4Me · 25/11/2021 07:25

Good lord on a bicycle! I'm 64 and the thought of embarrassing my DS and DIL by behaving like that has me clenching my bottom in sheer horror.

I don't even wish I was as wrinkle free as her 'cos I earned every single one of them - laugh, frown or cry wrinkles - and my life shows in my face. She shows nothing - she's become an expressionless cringe fest.

MangoSeason · 25/11/2021 07:26

Madonna and her sisters and father, taken last year.

Madonna’s face? I can’t believe there’s not a thread already?
gofg · 25/11/2021 07:32

God forbid a woman older than the MN demographic should get their arse out

I don't care what age a woman is, I don't want to see her arse.

JustDanceAddict · 25/11/2021 07:34

@Kazplus2

I don't have a problem with this. Plenty of women in their 20's, 30's out there having loads of fillers. She's no different. Just older.
It’s sad whatever age imho. I hate the ‘love island’ look - much prefer seeing a variety of faces about and what message does it give to teens who may not fit the ‘ideal’. Just yuck all round. Madonna just looks ridiculous now, she was a beautiful woman in her day, could be a naturally beautiful older woman but has succumbed to own ego. Inside she's still 63, as are her hands probably!!
BalloonSlayer · 25/11/2021 07:35

I think she still looks like Madonna! I don't think she's unrecognisable at all?

Are those unfiltered ones real though or a joke?

Ubiquery · 25/11/2021 07:35

I don't care what age a woman is, I don't want to see her arse.

I suspect us MNers are not the target audience of images like this, Madonna or not.

EIIa · 25/11/2021 07:38

@daretodenim

I thought that was a Kardashian too. Went to look for other photos.

I don't like talking about women's looks but I can't help yo think how it must feel to have your mother change her face. And what sort of inner torment you must have to want to get all that work done - even if it's done bit by bit. She doesn't need to earn any money now so it's not because she's in the limelight. She's only there when she chose to be.

I imagine seeing herself look like that makes her happy though (I hope so anyway!). It's a shame for fans who found her own face beautiful, but I guess she's the one who sees it in the mirror every day.

Honestly? I’m planning eye bag surgery in a couple of years - haven’t thought about my children’s feeling for a microsecond

However eyebags caused by them really soooo...

EIIa · 25/11/2021 07:39

@MangoSeason

Madonna and her sisters and father, taken last year.
The one on the left doesn’t like her much hey 😂😂
BonesInTheOcean · 25/11/2021 07:40

@custardbear

Photos wise, that's just her, she's always taken racy pictures, though at her age she should consider her kids and grandkids in the future as it's quite cringe. She looks amazing but much of it is surgery, I saw a documentary about her face dropping and cheekbones drastically changing due to the work she's had done and she can't keep going with it, which is sad as she's likely been under the knife again and taken some photos before it all goes south again. I love Madonna, but I guess she was always going to grow old disgracefully 😆
I'm going to disagree here, because she's old she should stop doing what she does?

Why should she "grow old gracefully"? If she is happy, then why aren't we celebrating a woman who clearly doesn't give a fuck about what she should be doing/not doing (and has always done stuff like this)

Sorry Madonna love, its time you hung up the bondage gear because you're in your 60s

BonesInTheOcean · 25/11/2021 07:41

Sorry @custardbear I think I quoted a wrong post there

babouchette · 25/11/2021 07:41

The marvellous thing about Madonna is that she gives zero fucks - and always has - about what other people think. You may not like how she looks, but she does. Good for her I say. Not everyone has to "age gracefully".

EIIa · 25/11/2021 07:41

@MandalaYogaTapestry

I am not puzzled at all by what Madonna is trying to achieve. She wants to look young for as long as possible and doesn't want to grow old gracefully. It is not her job to be an "advocate for older women", she is her own person and does whatever she likes.

I for one would love to know how she manages to look like this in her 60s. Most celebrities have work done but hers is something else.

Her Mother died when she was 6, she has major issues I suspect around mortality/ ageing

My mum is the same although not quite as successful as oor madge

OverByYer · 25/11/2021 07:42

I’m not against plastic surgery but surely the point of it is to be a better / younger looking version of yourself. Madonna doesn’t look remotely like herself.
She does look like a Kardashian. I assume they use the same surgeon and face tuning apps.
Has she lost an earring under the bed maybe? Other glasses?