I'm diagnosing the Mr Men

[Themilkmanschild]

With mental health and substance misuse issues.
Don't tell me I'm inappropriate or childish please

Mr Strong - Steroid abuse
Mr Lazy - Stoner
Mr Chatterbox - Coke head
Mr Grumble - depression
Mr Bounce - Amphetamine abuse

Mr Skinny and Mr Greedy - eating disorders

Mr Bump could well be an alcoholic 🤔

Mr Busy - Speed

Mr Happy is definitely a drunk. He's far too happy to be sober

Mr Tickle has many many restraining orders. The Judge said "just keep your hands to yourself" and then started giggling uncontrollably "Stop it, stop it Mr Tickle...."

Mr Tall has a sex addiction.

The picture when he is in bed clearly shows a massive boner

Haha oh yes Mr Tickle the sex offender

That's true about Mr Tall lol

Mr bump-dyspraxia
Mr busy - on speed
Mr calm -stoner

Mr Cheerful is ODing on the sertraline

Mr Happy Valium addiction.

Little Miss Princess narcissist personality disorder.

No no no.... Mr Tickle is not a sex offender. He just likes to tickle

Love this thread! I always diagnose too when I read them!
Mr Messy must be depressed to live in such a state and Mr Muddle is quite sad as he’s obviously suffering with dementia

Mr Jelly definitely accounts for a number of MNters with all his shaking and crying

Mr Jelly - anxiety disorder
Mr Slow - on tranqs
Mr Uppity - narcissist

Little miss bossy = overlooked leadership potential

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Love this thread! I always diagnose too when I read them! Mr Messy must be depressed to live in such a state and Mr Muddle is quite sad as he’s obviously suffering with dementia

Nope. Mr Messy has ADHD bitter experience.

Walter the worm - selective mute

Mr Tidy - OCD

Mr Messy ADHD

@NewLifePending

Mr Jelly definitely accounts for a number of MNters with all his shaking and crying

He's been to the Cistine Chapel for sure.

Mr Cool, hypothermia with raynauds
Mr Dizzy, vertigo.
Mr Perfect, narcissism
Mr Skinny, anorexia
Mr Sneeze, hay fever

Little Miss Chatterbox is an influencer

Mr Impossible- magic mushrooms