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Lighthearted - what things have your toddler said or done that have broken your heart?

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MyMabel · 28/10/2021 20:22

Inspired by the fact my already unaffectionate nearly 2-year old just about threw my heart into the bin tonight.

We always have a cuddle in her bed while she has her milk. But tonight I tried to hug her and was met with an annoyed grunty-cry and her turning away, so I said “oh sorry I thought you wanted a cuddle; so you want mummy to go?”

She said “yeah.” So I thought I’d check since she was crying and hoping she misheard me so I asked her again “you want me to go yes?” She said “yeah” so I tucked her in and left her alone.

She called me in once she’d finished her milk and said “night night mummy!” I said “night night darling” and tried once more to give her a hug as she seemed happier now.. but no. I got “no, night night mummy” while pushing me away.

What did I do to deserve this kind of emotional punishment from my child? Is it because I’m growing her a sibling? Does she already know my attention will be divided next year? Is it because it’s a boy and she wanted a sister? Is it because I didn’t buy her enough Christmas and birthday today this evening? I guess we’ll never know the reason. But upon almost crying to my own mum about this I was met with “wait and hear what she calls you when she’s 13, circle of life I call it”

So maybe it’s good old fashioned karma?!

Feel free to share the things your own children have done to make you question their love for you.. it might make me feel better knowing I’m not the only worst mum in the world sometimes 😂

lighthearted!

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Findahouse21 · 28/10/2021 20:24

I'd just spent mega bucks on a 5 day trip to Disney land. We were in the queue to get on the train to go home and dd(just turned 4) turned to me and said, 'you know, i' d love to live with nanny, I wouldn be sad if I lived with her'. Thanks kid!!!

MyMabel · 28/10/2021 20:31

@Findahouse21 oh my god, I shouldn’t laugh but I can just imagine it! 😂

I was explaining to DD the other day that there’s a baby in my belly, to which I lifted my top to show her my belly and she lifted my top more to reveal my boobs and then exclaimed “ewww YUK!” while giving one a wobble. To be fair she had a point, they aren’t the same since being pregnant 😂

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rhowton · 28/10/2021 20:34

My DD4 said: you'll never be my best friend because sometimes I don't like you.... wow... thanks!

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MyMabel · 28/10/2021 20:35

Oh god, it looks like 4 is the prime age for insults so far 😂

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Imicola · 28/10/2021 20:36

"Is this your big, fat, squishy tummy mummy?"

Yes, thank you.

SickAndTiredAgain · 28/10/2021 20:39

Me to DD: I love you!
DD: I love Amy

Amy is her friend from nursery.

One from the other day. I put her to bed, kissed her cheek and as I stood up she wiped her cheek with her hand saying “NO KISS! I WIPE IT OFF”

Poppins2016 · 28/10/2021 20:43

My 3 year old: "I don't like you, Mummy. I want Daddy!" But he says the same thing to Daddy when he wants me and makes up for it when he says "you're the best Mummy ever!".

My heart did ache for him when I'd just had my 6 week old and he realised he'd have to share me with the baby... "but, you're my Mummy"... thankfully he loves his little brother and has adjusted very well!

BernieBaby · 28/10/2021 20:47

My eldest went through a really strange phase at about 3, of saying the most awful things but meaning them as compliments. He was completely sincere each time and thought he was saying a lovely thing to me and was totally confused by any explanation to the contrary.

'I love you mummy. I really hope you don't die soon'.
'I love you mum. I hope you never get runned over by lots of cars'.
'I love you mummy. I hope no doggies chase you and bite you'.
'You're my favourite mummy, I hope you don't get lost in the woods and never come back'.

He's grown up into a perfectly normal 14 year old so it wasn't a pre-curser to any psychopathy or anything 😂

ForkedIt · 28/10/2021 20:48

My two year old is constantly telling DH ‘No Daddy, back to work’ - unfortunately she hadn’t quite grasped the concept of evenings or weekends.

SethWho · 28/10/2021 20:48

My DD has started a new habit of comparing me unfavourable to the parents of her invisible friends.

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 28/10/2021 20:51

DS (when he was about 3)

Pats me on the back and said "I'm through cuddling you now"

Cut.To.The.Quick !

TheChip · 28/10/2021 21:01

Ds when he was about 3 said "I want to go home to my other mammy"
He said other stuff relating to that over time in his younger years. It hurt everytime because there was no real person that I knew of, so to me it was an invisible person that was a better option than me 😂

He was adamant he was from somewhere else with different parents. I'm convinced it was a past life thing.
He is 17 now and has no memory of these times but found them quite creepy when I told him about it all.

I even got a call once from my sister when she was watching him
"TheChip - what the hell is wrong with your child. I've just had to manhandle him after he tried legging it to his other home" she was watching him at my house Hmm

EnidFrighten · 28/10/2021 21:03

DD4: So, we just have to keep brushing our teeth every day until the day we're dead?

BirdyBee · 28/10/2021 21:09

DD 3 this morning, mummy your hair is white like nannas dog

Monsterpumpkins · 28/10/2021 21:13

Older ds's are 20's now..
Once told toddler ds I loved him.

I said he could say something nice to me.
He said 'thank you'...
Another ds saw me trying on a new coat and suede hat trimmed with fake fur..
Ds told me I looked like a lovely sheep!!
Grin

LadyCleathStuart · 28/10/2021 21:16

DD(5): I look so like you Mummy don't I?

Me: yes darling you do

DD: only I don't have wrinkles

Me: I don't have wrinkles!

DD: yes you do, all over your scabby face.

MeadowHay · 28/10/2021 21:22

My DD is 3 and we've just had DS. She's come out with a lot of funny stuff over the last few weeks:

"Daddy and nanna are way more fun than you mummy."
"You're not the best at doing my hair clips mummy, daddy is the best."
Frequently asking why daddy has to go to work, crying that she wants him etc whilst I was on mat leave prior to DD arriving. Yet now saying she wishes he would go to work and just have "a mummy day" like we used to. Also asked me if I can work one day so nanna can come to our house and look after her for "a nanna day" like she used to. (Poor love - these made me feel sad tbh, it's such a big change for her!).

TheBatPig · 28/10/2021 21:23

Aged 4, said " aw mummy you look lovely... Like a dog with long hairy ears".

TeddyBeans · 28/10/2021 21:25

He told his auntie to drive off without me when I got out of the car to put some stuff in the bin 🤦‍♀️

Fridafever · 28/10/2021 21:28

DS said to DH “even though granny is older than mummy they look the same age”.

Aimee1987 · 28/10/2021 21:29

Every day I pick DS up from nursery he tries to run back in. Thats now escalated to him running back in saying bye bye to me.
He also comes out of nursery and refuses to hug me as there is button to the lift that is far more interesting the mummy Hmm

Pallisers · 28/10/2021 21:30

DD1 aged 4: mummy I love you and I think you're pretty even when other people think you're not
Me: Who thinks I'm not pretty?
DD1: My friends

She also once told my dad that she loved his haircut and followed it up with "did a doctor give it to you?"

hibye123 · 28/10/2021 21:31

@ForkedIt

My two year old is constantly telling DH ‘No Daddy, back to work’ - unfortunately she hadn’t quite grasped the concept of evenings or weekends.
😂bless her
hotmeatymilk · 28/10/2021 21:31

Just today! Cuddling on my bed:

“I really don’t like you, Mummy. Really, really I don’t like you. I just… [big sigh] don’t like you.”

hotmeatymilk · 28/10/2021 21:33

Oh, and also: “Can I touch your chin? It’s all spiky like a hedgehog! Cut it off with scissors.” (She’s two)