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Lighthearted - what things have your toddler said or done that have broken your heart?

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MyMabel · 28/10/2021 20:22

Inspired by the fact my already unaffectionate nearly 2-year old just about threw my heart into the bin tonight.

We always have a cuddle in her bed while she has her milk. But tonight I tried to hug her and was met with an annoyed grunty-cry and her turning away, so I said “oh sorry I thought you wanted a cuddle; so you want mummy to go?”

She said “yeah.” So I thought I’d check since she was crying and hoping she misheard me so I asked her again “you want me to go yes?” She said “yeah” so I tucked her in and left her alone.

She called me in once she’d finished her milk and said “night night mummy!” I said “night night darling” and tried once more to give her a hug as she seemed happier now.. but no. I got “no, night night mummy” while pushing me away.

What did I do to deserve this kind of emotional punishment from my child? Is it because I’m growing her a sibling? Does she already know my attention will be divided next year? Is it because it’s a boy and she wanted a sister? Is it because I didn’t buy her enough Christmas and birthday today this evening? I guess we’ll never know the reason. But upon almost crying to my own mum about this I was met with “wait and hear what she calls you when she’s 13, circle of life I call it”

So maybe it’s good old fashioned karma?!

Feel free to share the things your own children have done to make you question their love for you.. it might make me feel better knowing I’m not the only worst mum in the world sometimes 😂

lighthearted!

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readingismycardio · 29/10/2021 06:56

@drum123

This is a sightly different sort of story, but it certainly made my heart ache! My then 4 year old grandson: 'Nana,where's your mummy?' Me : 'my mummy's dead, darling. Grandson:' Where's your daddy? ' Me :'he's dead too.' Grandson: 'Where's your Nana?' Me: 'she's dead as well.' Grandson: 'Where's your grandad?' Me: 'he's also dead.' Long pause. Grandson: 'who looks after you then?'

Made me cry a bit because it's so true!

Awwwwww! 🥺
itsme · 29/10/2021 07:14

My 9 year old can be brutal. But my favourite insult is always going to be "I love how squishy your tummy is because it's like dough and I want to knead it". She still thinks if she used the rolling pin she can flatten it. She also does a good impression of me when I was bigger and my face represented a moon with 10 chins!

PissedOffNeighbour22 · 29/10/2021 07:30

My daughter (19mths) spent all day screaming for her dad yesterday. Every time I asked her to do something she screamed at the top of her voice.
She refuses to hug me most days and won't let me do anything for her such as putting on her bib or handing her a bottle of milk.
I'm on childcare duty again today so it'll be more of the same.

When her dad comes home from work my daughter and the cat both run to him and make such a fuss. When it's me working, neither of them give a shit I've come home. Hard not to take it personally sometimes. I'm dreading my daughter being able to talk properly as I can't imagine there'll be anything nice coming my way.

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ZforZebra · 29/10/2021 08:45

3YO DD: “Why are your boobs so sad?”
Me: “????”
3 YO: “They are pointing down and frowning on your big tummy. Turn that frown upside down!” Tries to make my saggy boobs point up.
Me: …….

Frezia · 29/10/2021 09:25

DS: "I love Mummy!" Aww
"I love Daddy!" Aww
"I love the bus driver! I love the train driver! I love the bin lorry driver!" ...
Lots of appreciation for key workers.

Heartsandroses · 29/10/2021 09:26

My daughter was about 6/7 and it was coming up to Christmas
I also had her believing I knew the real Santa-a mate of mine
Anyway she’d just written her Christmas list for me to send to him
Her-mummy I love Santa to the moon and I love Mrs Santa to the stars
Me-how much do you love me?
Her-oh,to the end of the street

I was crushed

FigureofEight · 29/10/2021 09:41

Then they become teens, say insulting things because they know they are rude and mean it.

Makes you want to bang head on wall!

Cantstopthewaves · 29/10/2021 09:42

I was wearing my new hareem pants when I went to to pick up my ds from school ( he was about 6yo). Thought I looked great.
DS stood behind the teacher and refused to acknowledge me as I was "wearing clown pyjamas". All the other parents had left and I was stood in a stand-off with the teacher between us.

TheYearOfSmallThings · 29/10/2021 09:45

"Where is your chin?!"

From DS when he was 3 and I was looking down at my phone. He is not wrong - I have seen my reflection and really need to hold it higher.

Ameanstreakamilewide · 29/10/2021 11:18

@HailAdrian

I suppose it's not the same but my 8yo is autistic and just doesn't do affection. Mostly, you'll ask for a cuddle and you get an emphatic shake of the head or possibly pushed away. Sometimes though, he'll put his head on you and that's your cuddle.
That's genuinely lovely and warms even my black, cynical heart.
Cocopopsss · 29/10/2021 11:25

@ZforZebra

3YO DD: “Why are your boobs so sad?” Me: “????” 3 YO: “They are pointing down and frowning on your big tummy. Turn that frown upside down!” Tries to make my saggy boobs point up. Me: …….
Harsh but 😂😂
BuddyIsMadeOfLove · 29/10/2021 11:50

This one is about my mum, not me.
My parents live abroad and don't speak English. We were staying with them one summer , when DS was nearly 5.
DS, at the time, didn't speak my mother tongue.. so they couldn't communicate without me translating.
It was a lunchtime, with lots of food on the table. My mum was hovering over us, nudging us to try this and that, while constantly and excitedly chattering..
DS wanted to ask me a question few times, but mum would just talk over him , as she wanted my undivided attention..
eventually , she paused. I turned to my son and said, pointing at the choice of dishes:
Darling what would you like?
His reply: Dead Granny!
😂

lynntheyresexpeople · 29/10/2021 11:59

"I wish Holly's mummy was my mummy, she's much nicer than you".

I usually don't get upset by the things they've said, but I'm ashamed to say that caught me off guard and I burst into tears, accompanied with howling theatrics Blush
The culprit was DD 3 at the time, my DS was just 1, and going through a genuinely horrible stage of existence, and I was tired and defeated - poor thing, I think I frightened her half to death with my blubbering.
She's now 7 and I can happily confirm we are best friends, most days.

ImprobablePuffin · 29/10/2021 12:30

@HailAdrian

I suppose it's not the same but my 8yo is autistic and just doesn't do affection. Mostly, you'll ask for a cuddle and you get an emphatic shake of the head or possibly pushed away. Sometimes though, he'll put his head on you and that's your cuddle.
Two autistic kids here and your post made me smile. When I do get a rare cuddle from my daughter it's the most special thing, like you know she really wants to cuddle you.
MyMagicStars · 29/10/2021 12:37

Ds3 (now an adult): Mummy, Ben’s mummy is so pretty. Don’t you think it would be nice if you were pretty too?

DD1, aged about 3, just after DD3 and DD4 (twins) came along and I was very hormonal. “You’ve got two new babies to love so why don’t I get a new mummy to love me?” Was distraught as so many people had made snide comments about our big family when they found out I was having two more (we had five at that point). Sad

Howled to DH all evening.

SW1amp · 29/10/2021 13:33

When DS was being a really fussy eater, he called everything ‘yucky’ so we told him that was unkind, and if he didn’t like something, he should say ‘that’s not my favourite’

On holiday, I had put on a nice frilly sundress and DS said ‘mummy you’re not my favourite’
I asked him he meant and he whispered
‘It’s unkind to say you look yucky so I said you’re not my favourite’

MissAmbrosia · 29/10/2021 14:08

When visiting dsis after her second ds was born, her ds1 said "Auntie Ambrosia, can you take that thing home with you, I don't like it" pointing at the baby. My poor dsis's face! Sad

Skysblue · 29/10/2021 14:28

Asked for a sibling I can’t provide 😭

Romeiswheretheheartis · 29/10/2021 15:09

I was wearing my new hareem pants when I went to to pick up my ds from school ( he was about 6yo). Thought I looked great. DS stood behind the teacher and refused to acknowledge me as I was "wearing clown pyjamas". All the other parents had left and I was stood in a stand-off with the teacher between us.

This really made me laugh GrinGrin

CaMePlaitPas · 29/10/2021 15:26

Talking to my 3 year old...
Her: Mummy I go to school.
Me: Yes babe.
Her: Mummy you don't go to school.
Me: No, Mummy doesn't go to school.
Her: Because there are no chairs for your big bottom. Your bottom is too big.

Grin
Nc123 · 29/10/2021 15:29

@Monsterpumpkins

Older ds's are 20's now.. Once told toddler ds I loved him.

I said he could say something nice to me.
He said 'thank you'...
Another ds saw me trying on a new coat and suede hat trimmed with fake fur..
Ds told me I looked like a lovely sheep!!
Grin

That reminds me of the time when DS aged about 4 saw me getting out of the shower and exclaimed rapturously, “Oh mama! You look just like A SEA MONSTER!”

THANKS KID.

All I can think of is that he saw this huge glistening wet body arising from the shower!!!

Iveputmyselfonthenaughtystep · 29/10/2021 20:56

My DD has said a few unkind things, but they're not lighthearted to me as they're to do with missing her daddy after he fucked off, sooo....

Me, aged 4 or 5 to my poor mamma, whilst admiring her (admittedly lovely) engagement ring:
"Mummy?"
"Yes darling?"
"When you're dead, can I have that?"

She still teases me now. Tbh, I still want it, I'd just rather she handed it over without a fuss and kept on living as I'm somewhat fond of her Wink

Yummypumpkin · 29/10/2021 21:09

My niece called me, which was lovely. She is 9.

After the briefest greeting she said, Actually I've called for research. We are doing a project at school on old people.

I am 42.

Henio · 29/10/2021 21:09

When my older brother was 2 years old he turned to my mum on Christmas day evening and said, 'this was a really disappointing Christmas' 😂

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