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How to address enlarged testicles with FWB?!

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selflove · 02/10/2021 08:52

I've been seeing a bloke for a while. He's not particularly nice tbh, and I'm going to end it, I was just keeping him there to see occasionally when I got bored etc.

We've mostly had sex in the dark. I do remember thinking his testicles were larger than other blokes I've seen but didn't think that much of it as
a) I haven't seen that many blokes naked, and just assumed they're all different and come in different sizes like women to
b) it's been 3+ years since I was with anyone before him, so tbh was thinking I probably don't accurately remember what most testicles look like anyway.

I'd tried to touch/stroke his balls once or twice early on during blow jobs etc, and he removed my hands away both times so I assumed he didn't like them touched, and was a bit sensitive about the fact they were large or something.

SO, we had sex last night. It wasn't dark. I went to give him a blow job and JESUS CHRIST his testicles (particularly his right one) was absolutely huge. Honestly bigger than if I put both my hands into fists next to each other. It dwarfed his cock. I'm pretty positive that can't be normal. I dot remember then being as massive as that before. So, do I text him?! And tell him they don't look normal and to get himself checked? And if so, how do I even word such a text?! Keeping in mind I was literally about to end things, so I can't word it like "it's because I care about you..." etc

OP posts:
Thatsplentyjack · 02/10/2021 19:32

@Jarstastic

If he’s not a nice person why are you rewarding him with a BJ?
Rewarding him? Confused
Thatsplentyjack · 02/10/2021 19:33

I don't think the OP asked if anyone here would give a blow job to, or have sex with someone that wants particularly nice. Not sire why so many people felt the need to tell OP they wouldn't do that.

Lemonlady22 · 02/10/2021 19:58

Photo or it never happenedGrin

Autumngoldleaf · 02/10/2021 20:10

I find bj so incredibly intimate I can't imagine doing it with someone not that nice...

Op I think he knows, I honestly wouldn't bother telling him.

Autumngoldleaf · 02/10/2021 20:11

And yes, doesn't the man get far more pleasure than the giver?

immersivereader · 02/10/2021 20:13

Op? Still there?

KateTheEighth · 02/10/2021 20:13

@Lemonlady22

Photo or it never happenedGrin

Haha! Or diagram

martingrowler · 02/10/2021 20:44

Best sex of my life was with someone I didn't like or get on with. But anyway yeah, I don't think you need to tell him. He knows.

Djifunrsn · 02/10/2021 21:06

End it and forget him. You said he isn't nice!

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