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All the in laws coming for lunch today and I'm hungover to fuck

124 replies

CattingT · 26/09/2021 11:21

Send help please.

I'm such an idiot. Why did I drink so much gin last night. It was just me and DH in front of the tv.

I have 5 in laws appearing for a roast at 1.30. Cooking meat is making me want to vom.

Face palm.

OP posts:
Meezer2 · 26/09/2021 11:23

Send someone for Alka seltzer... it will help
Full sugar coke too... hope you feel better soon and enjoy your dinner.. 😊

dogmandu · 26/09/2021 11:24

Oh dear!

HandforthParishCouncilClerk · 26/09/2021 11:24

Deliveroo

Sexnotgender · 26/09/2021 11:25

Oh no!! Lots of carbs, water and painkillers.

Or more gin?

Hellocatshome · 26/09/2021 11:25

Full sugar coke allowed to go flat and DH doing the cooking is the solution here.

GrandmaSteglitszch · 26/09/2021 11:27

Eat some bread or toast to mop up alcohol, and drink water.

Dillydollydingdong · 26/09/2021 11:28

Silly billy! Just order something in.

FelicityPike · 26/09/2021 11:28

Irn bru!

girlmom21 · 26/09/2021 11:28

Toby Carvery do takeaway now!

Brollywasntneededafterall · 26/09/2021 11:29

Make a hash of it and they won't be back!!. Win win!!

AttaGirrrrl · 26/09/2021 11:29

If it’s his family, doesn’t the cooking fall to him? Go get some fresh air while he cooks.

toomuchlaundry · 26/09/2021 11:32

Get DH to cook

MissSmiley · 26/09/2021 11:34

How can you have 5 in laws? Are they polyamorous?

toomuchlaundry · 26/09/2021 11:35

BIL, SIL?

CheesusWept · 26/09/2021 11:36

I’d have another drink. I’d need it to deal with the in-laws.

Original poster
CattingT · 26/09/2021 11:36

@girlmom21

Toby Carvery do takeaway now!
We're in the south east, no Toby down here Sad
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Original poster
CattingT · 26/09/2021 11:37

@AttaGirrrrl

If it’s his family, doesn’t the cooking fall to him? Go get some fresh air while he cooks.
He's never cooked a roast in his life 😂
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Original poster
CattingT · 26/09/2021 11:37

@MissSmiley

How can you have 5 in laws? Are they polyamorous?
MIL FIL SIL SIL husband and child.
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Beefmeupscotty · 26/09/2021 11:38

Oh no! Is your oven broken? Going to have to order takeaway instead.

allthegoodusernameshavegone · 26/09/2021 11:38

Hair of the dog is best, if you have any gin left, pour a large one

Cattaxi · 26/09/2021 11:38

You need a hair of the dog! I’d go Bloody Mary or vodka & orange. That should see you through until you can snooze on the sofa from about 3pm!

romdowa · 26/09/2021 11:39

Start coughing ? 😫🤣🤣

Burtknowsbest · 26/09/2021 11:40

Lots of Toby Carverys in the South East - obviously not one near you though! Helpful…

toomuchlaundry · 26/09/2021 11:40

@CattingT maybe today is the day he needs to learn how to cook a roast. What is he doing whilst you are cooking?

username00 · 26/09/2021 11:41

Your oven is heating up properly. You'll need to order something in or send DH to Sainsbury's for a rotisserie chicken