Found on our doorstep - what is it?

[oscarcat99]

See picture - it's about the length of my index finger and metal. DH suspects criminal intent! Can anyone identify it?

COULD IT BE A SMINT OP??

Proper LOL at Egyptian brain removing tool and giant lifelong question mark as a result 😄

Definitely a tool a locksmiths use!

IT'S A GUN OP. I know this for a fact, the bullets come out of the hooky bit.

999. Now.

@Chatterboxy

Definitely a tool a locksmiths use!

😂😂😂😂

@powershowerforanhour

Next day...OP finds a big roll of white bandage on the doorstep...and one of those urns they put the entrails in.

It's like one of those magazines where week by week/Month by month they send you a piece of a kit so you can build your own model car/boat/plane (if you live long enough and don't go bankrupt). Do your own mummification kit.

Lick it …