DD7 found something of mine she shouldn’t have

[MsWalterMitty]

😱
She found my vibrator in a draw under my bed as she was rooting around for stuff. She has form for going through my things, but this is the 1st time she has found something of this nature 🙈
Luckily it’s a Lelo (I’ll have you know!) so looks nothing like it’s supposed to be and I brushed it off as a foot massager 🙄

Hoping she doesn’t realise in 10yrs time what it actually was and is mortified!

Any stories of similar to share to make me feel better?.... Or in true MN style... feel free to berate me

Oh gosh! What a story! thanks for sharing

Rest assured when you are in company of other adults she will loudly announce that if anyone has a sore foot that mummy has a special massager in her knicker drawer.

There’s a lot of these “here’s my mildly awkward/embarrassing story, tell me yours” threads at the moment, isn’t there?

Have you ever seen the film 'Parenthood' where a vibrator is passed off as an 'electric ear cleaner'?

@mummog

Oh gosh! What a story! thanks for sharing

Yes, I hope it makes you feel better about your own misdemeanours 🤣

@Mariell

Rest assured when you are in company of other adults she will loudly announce that if anyone has a sore foot that mummy has a special massager in her knicker drawer.

Oh god! 🙈🤣

What will you do when she has a sore foot and asks to use it? 😬

@QueenAdreena

There’s a lot of these “here’s my mildly awkward/embarrassing story, tell me yours” threads at the moment, isn’t there?

I hadn’t realised... feel free to report mine to the similar themed threads police

@ArblemarchTFruitbat

Have you ever seen the film 'Parenthood' where a vibrator is passed off as an 'electric ear cleaner'?

No 🤣

@QueenAdreena

There’s a lot of these “here’s my mildly awkward/embarrassing story, tell me yours” threads at the moment, isn’t there?

I thought that too. Gosh.

@liveforsummer

What will you do when she has a sore foot and asks to use it? 😬

I didn’t think that far ahead 🙈

[quote OoglyMoogly]@QueenAdreena indeed. Quite a lot. Odd how these things all happen to other people at near enough the same time too! [/quote]
Is it a problem?

One of mine came downstairs with lovely smelling 'gelled' hair. I'm closer inspection she'd found my pina colada flavoured lube 🙈

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

One of mine came downstairs with lovely smelling 'gelled' hair. I'm closer inspection she'd found my pina colada flavoured lube 🙈

🤣 That’s a good flavour

I found my grown up daughters anal beads while helping her move house. Yeah that was an awkward moment

Oh gosh, I have a few vibe related tales. I once owned one that was from Ann Summers and in the shape of a candy cane, or in the eyes of my 3 year old, a walking stick. When he found and promptly came downstairs with it to show his nan!!! 😂

The same child aged 8 decided to go in my wardrobe and use my suitcase to go and stay with his auntie without checking with me. She went to unpack it and found a bright pink vibe in the pocket 🤦‍♂️

How do you get a vibrator in your 👂

‘Best’ I ever heard, though it would have been many decades ago now, was when a friend of maybe 10 at the time, found some funny little white things in a drawer of her mother’s - things with loops on the ends.

She thought one of them would make a very nice little hat, like something that was fashionable at the time, with handy loops to go round your ears, too!

She wore it to go and meet her mother from work! 😱
Needless to say her poor mum - coming out of work not alone, but with a lot of colleagues - was utterly mortified.

@user1480340573

How do you get a vibrator in your 👂

That point did not go unacknowledged!

@user1480340573

How do you get a vibrator in your 👂

Carefully.

@blissfulllife

I found my grown up daughters anal beads while helping her move house. Yeah that was an awkward moment

You win!! I think the other way around would be more motifying.... for me anyway!

I don’t know?!

@Thehogfatherstolemycurry

One of mine came downstairs with lovely smelling 'gelled' hair. I'm closer inspection she'd found my pina colada flavoured lube 🙈

@CrimeJunkie01

Oh gosh, I have a few vibe related tales. I once owned one that was from Ann Summers and in the shape of a candy cane, or in the eyes of my 3 year old, a walking stick. When he found and promptly came downstairs with it to show his nan!!! 😂

The same child aged 8 decided to go in my wardrobe and use my suitcase to go and stay with his auntie without checking with me. She went to unpack it and found a bright pink vibe in the pocket 🤦‍♂️

Why do they feel the need to go through our possessions?!