DD7 found something of mine she shouldn’t have

[MsWalterMitty]

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She found my vibrator in a draw under my bed as she was rooting around for stuff. She has form for going through my things, but this is the 1st time she has found something of this nature 🙈
Luckily it’s a Lelo (I’ll have you know!) so looks nothing like it’s supposed to be and I brushed it off as a foot massager 🙄

Hoping she doesn’t realise in 10yrs time what it actually was and is mortified!

Any stories of similar to share to make me feel better?.... Or in true MN style... feel free to berate me

[quote oakleaffy]@MsWalterMitty By the time she knows what it is, she won’t care.
At least not a dick shaped one.
Heads up- we can sed to go hunting for “Rude things” when parents were out for half an hour.[/quote]
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Sorry @WorraLiberty we’re not all die hard veteran MN users

[quote OoglyMoogly]@QueenAdreena indeed there are! Almost like the journalist “mum” is looking for easy stories to readpublish

Mumsnet embarrassing stories [/quote]
Who gives a fuck 🙄... If you’re not interested then move on

I'm embarrassed to ask what are anal beads but I daren't Google

I’m a cleaner. I was helping a woman have a massive decliner before moving house. She had loads of handbags and we were checking them all for anything valuable before she donated them to charity. I had the ‘pleasure’ of finding the one with all her dildos, vibrators and cock rings in it. And then had to ask her what she wanted to do with the bag.

declutter

One of my ex-colleagues had a child bring in his mum’s dildo to school for show and tell!

That raised some eyebrows when he pulled it out of his book bag

@MsWalterMitty

Sorry *@WorraLiberty* we’re not all die hard veteran MN users

How would you know with all the name changing?

@Ihopeyourcakeisshit

I'm embarrassed to ask what are anal beads but I daren't Google

They're beads you stick up your butt for sexual pleasure.

I told my kids my rabbit was stickman

I found a porn video of gay men in my mums bedroom when I was about 16. (I was looking for her white whitchcraft book so not intentionally snooping!!)

I can't believe I actually asked her about it! She was very embarrassed and told me that she had always wondered what gay men do together so had bought it to find out 😂😂

@blissfulllife

I found my grown up daughters anal beads while helping her move house. Yeah that was an awkward moment

Omg. I'm dying for you here

One of mine when he was a toddler thought my rampant rabbit was some weird space ship and took it to show his much older brother

I haven't thank goodness had this yet but I suspect I may be talking too soon 🤣

Whilst rummaging in a drawer for my birth certificate at the age of 16 or so, I found my parents' Joy of Sex manual. Very old and probably an original 1970s copy. I left it where it was, feeling just a little bit embarrassed. Still, it did stop my paranoia that my parents hated each other abd would either get divorced or commit suicide. Therefore, it did have a good side.

The shoe was on the other foot a decade or so later when my DM found an Ann Summers bag with all kinds of orgasmic aids in there. I snatched it back saying "I am a married woman, Mother!"

@CottonSock

I told my kids my rabbit was stickman

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Oh dear, at least she didn’t take it in to school

Many years ago we were at my friends for a party and her dog came down with her dildo in its mouth! She was chasing it around the room while we were all in fits of laughter, the dog wasn’t giving it up!! She still hasn’t lived it down lol

[quote MrsLargeEmbodied]@GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER

the sanitary belts that used to be popular
i think my ds had one and i found it in her suitcase ![/quote]
Not sanitary belts, the horrible old fashioned pads.

I should have realised before posting that so many non-ancient MNers wouldn’t have a clue what I meant!

@EarringsandLipstick

that article is Excellent
particularly the swapping of brakes on the bicycles!

Why don’t people know the word drawer anymore?