Mildly annoyed me? The title of this thread but please don't take it personally, OP, I'm glad you started it 
In other news I'm fucking raging and am going to give you all the pleasure of reading my woes.
Far TMI on a phone call - I really don't need to know the ins and outs of every little fucking tiny shitting cunting bastarding fuckwit detail of every tiny little fucking bla bla non event in your day. And what's even more annoying is the guilt I feel for thinking that. I am a bad person. Only the edited version was noted for the file, I'd have got RSI if I'd put the full version.
Somebody put a thing on Twitter to 'make you all smile' - I ended up crying. Somewhere over the Rainbow, every shitting time 
Some arsehole at work thinking they're clever but they're just an arsehole. I may have hinted this and they've gone slightly quiet - result 
The cut on my hand bleeds every time I wash and dry my hands. My clean towels are no longer clean.
The thread about CFery. My ex fucking neighbour - utter cheeky fucking cunt but I can't tell the story as it's too outing not that anybody would know who TF I am but I'm not risking it.
My ex - just because no rant would be complete without the fucking arsehole getting a mention.
Talking of whom, Edinburgh Rape Crisis.
And breathe

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