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I've realised why Bing is so annoying

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BiscuitLover09876 · 09/09/2021 06:17

Sure it's when his ears go floppy and all the others (including the poor other kids) need to pander to him.

But it's actually the words I hate!! Hoppity voosh? Rainybows, poikything. Argh!!

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BiscuitLover09876 · 09/09/2021 06:18

Can anyone think of any others? What does he call the vacuum cleaner?

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Anothermothernamegame · 09/09/2021 06:21

I hate that he used incorrect grammar.

'ouchy, I hurted my arm'

Noooo - stop teaching children to say 'hurted', why?! Just, why??!

Anothermothernamegame · 09/09/2021 06:21

Uses* (oh the irony)!

20viona · 09/09/2021 06:23

I absolutely detest that Arsehole rabbit. He can rest in peace.

Hattie765 · 09/09/2021 06:24

Oh that bloody VooVoo can do one as well!

PolypGrunterPulpit · 09/09/2021 06:24

Agreed. Put him in a pie!

lostintimeandspace · 09/09/2021 06:28

Oh I thought you meant the search engine...that is annoying

Tlollj · 09/09/2021 06:42

I love bing he’s my favourite.

cravingmilkshake · 09/09/2021 06:45

@20viona

I absolutely detest that Arsehole rabbit. He can rest in peace.
😂😂😂😂
cravingmilkshake · 09/09/2021 06:46

"No Bing, we don't want your snotty bubbles in here"

PaddleBoardingMomma · 09/09/2021 06:52

Bing can get in the fucking bin, absolute insufferable little prick.

And that dickhead Padget who enables her psycho Pando to go around being a massive twat to everyone and never pulls him up on his behaviour, she can fuck off as well.

Hate that show! 🤣

Random789 · 09/09/2021 06:52

Another one here that thought you meant the search engine.
THat would be quite a good chidren's tv programme actually -- Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc clumping about like telebubbies and mischievously stealing everyone's data..

Kanaloa · 09/09/2021 07:03

Who’s that little peanut looking thing who looks after him and what’s that all about? DD used to watch and called the peanut Bing’s mummy but it’s obviously not because it’s smaller than Bing is. And yet cleans him up when he wets himself?

WillaWeatherspoon · 09/09/2021 07:06

"I want to do it ON myself!"
That makes absolutely no sense, you whiny demanding, butterfly-murdering twat.

Greyrootszerohoots · 09/09/2021 07:08

Im just so happy that others are sharing my pre-7am Bing rage.

‘It’s a bing thing’

Certainly fucking is!

Antsinyourpanta · 09/09/2021 07:08

I thought you meant the search engine and that too is very annoying!

GandTisgoodforme · 09/09/2021 07:12

His mardy little bastard voice makes me want to tear my hair out. Always whining and moaning... The little shit is never happy, his piece of cake is too small, he's broken the phone, the rain has washed his drawings away...

Bordois · 09/09/2021 07:24

Yeah, he's a little that and flop needs to stop being such a hippy and get him TOLD.

I can tell Amma can't bear the whiny price either.

blaisealex · 09/09/2021 07:27

Nooooo Bing is my favourite kids show!! I love it.

TheLovelinessOfDemons · 09/09/2021 07:27

@Random789

Another one here that thought you meant the search engine. THat would be quite a good chidren's tv programme actually -- Google, Bing, Yahoo, etc clumping about like telebubbies and mischievously stealing everyone's data..
Markiplier has created Googleplier and Bingiplier, Google wants to kill all humans and Bing is a himbo.
SomethingNastyInTheBallPool · 09/09/2021 08:21

Bing can get in the fucking sea.

Glassy5 · 09/09/2021 08:25

He’s just so WHINEY!

BiscuitLover09876 · 09/09/2021 09:46

@blaisealex

Nooooo Bing is my favourite kids show!! I love it.
How much have you watched? I used to find him cute, but I've now seen every episode. Confused

For some reason the bubble bath episode is when I lost it with him. He NEVER listens and he always lies and the other characters just say "oh dear poor you let's fix it for you"

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BiscuitLover09876 · 09/09/2021 09:48

I think they named him bing because it's so easy to say, so toddlers can ask for it constantly

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BiscuitLover09876 · 09/09/2021 09:48

Wakaoke Hmm

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