Have name changed for this.
Anniversary meal, we book a restaurant that we've been to before. Arrive to find a paper menu with 5 choices. Ask if thats the menu and told yes. So we order, no starters or anything available. Husband asked afterwards and they said that there is only one chef working, so it's a limited menu.
We finished our meal and dining experience in an hour (no atmosphere at all).
Go to the local for a drink, which is busy. Listen to the pub quiz, which we're rubbish at. The person who wrote the questions thought it was appropriate to have one about the Taliban
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Can't get a taxi anywhere within a 5 mile radius so end up walking home for 2 hours.
Happy Anniversary to us! 
So glad to be home with a cuppa!