I'm bored. Give me a job to do

[Bryonyshcmyony]

I am bored senseless

Count your teabags (that was the job we always used to give DD when she was 4/5 and she wanted to help in the kitchen; her idea of ‘help’ made things loads more difficult).

Wipe all the skirting boards, door frames and light switches.

@FourEyesGood

Count your teabags (that was the job we always used to give DD when she was 4/5 and she wanted to help in the kitchen; her idea of ‘help’ made things loads more difficult).

I've run out of tea so I can do that

Teabags =0

Find a neon party outfit for my 17 year old daughter..

@Ninkanink

Wipe all the skirting boards, door frames and light switches.

Hmm. They do need doing tbf

Dd has two friends over and they are lounging around downstairs and now they are making a cake

@jenthehen

Find a neon party outfit for my 17 year old daughter..

Is that for uni?

Come do my paperwork that I'm obviously not doing either

Go blackberry picking, add to 3 apples and make a blackberry and apple crumble.

Tell me how to get rid of curly dock in my paddocks without using chemicals.

Thankyouverymuch.

@ooohsopink

Go blackberry picking, add to 3 apples and make a blackberry and apple crumble.

Actually I could make a plum crumble that I can't eat as I'm low carbing cry cry but dd is in the kitchen

OP if you've run out of tea bags I suggest you get to the shops. It would nothing short of a disaster if I ran out of tea bags!

@Sarahlou63

Tell me how to get rid of curly dock in my paddocks without using chemicals.

Thankyouverymuch.

I use Graze on on mine! Sorry

@Crinkle77

OP if you've run out of tea bags I suggest you get to the shops. It would nothing short of a disaster if I ran out of tea bags!

I have to drive to the shops and I can't be arsed

@YetAnotherWalk

Come do my paperwork that I'm obviously not doing either

OK you're on we can not do it together

I was going to say have a nap, but maybe not the best idea if kids are baking a cake! I'd be stressed to bits over that if I were in your situation, not bored!

@CremeEggThief

I was going to say have a nap, but maybe not the best idea if kids are baking a cake! I'd be stressed to bits over that if I were in your situation, not bored!

They are 18

Can you take a photo of me for my online passport application? I've taken 29 and they're all wrong It's the Chandler/Monica engagement photo scenario all over again

Maybe have the nap then!

I'd still be stressed that they wouldn't clear up properly, mind. You need the nap so you'll have energy to make sure it's done right, hopefully by them!

@PresidentJoey

Can you take a photo of me for my online passport application? I've taken 29 and they're all wrong It's the Chandler/Monica engagement photo scenario all over again

😂

Could you please write some emails for me while I have a nap? Or possibly find someone to sort out my garden?

Yesterday I did the grout in my two showers with a toothbrush which led me into all kinds of exciting books and crannies to clean - how could you resist!!!

I also hoovered the curtains where the dog sleeps against them

I need to sort out my own garden tbf

It's so bad I don't really know where to start

Would you like to take some photos of some clothes that won't probably won't sell and list them on eBay for me, if you really want a job instead of a nap? They've only been hanging on the back of my bedroom door since May!

I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow. I have just drunk a litre of liquid dysentery aka movicol prep. Please could you sit on the loo for me....and perhaps turn up at the hospital tomorrow? I'm dreading it!