I'm bored. Give me a job to do

[Bryonyshcmyony]

I am bored senseless

I've just cleaned my floors... looks & smells lovely.
Maybe you should do the same?
(Ok, I shut my eyes and count to 10 and it's all dirty again!)

Top up the rinse aid and salt in your dishwasher?

Hello, would you like to come over and pick up my eldest from pre school then make dinner for both children and put them to bed? My husband works evenings and 5-9pm is my absolute worst time of day

Come do my job until 6.30? You just have to answer the phone constantly and be nice to people
I need more caffeine...

@ProperVexed Poor you! I hope you're spared any cramping. Can you take an iPad in there and watch a film or series to pass the time?

You're allowed berries when low carbing and you can switch out the flour in the crumble for 50/50 oat flour and oats - add in a granular sweetener and you're good to go 😊

@ProperVexed

I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow. I have just drunk a litre of liquid dysentery aka movicol prep. Please could you sit on the loo for me....and perhaps turn up at the hospital tomorrow? I'm dreading it!

That sounds like I might get a day away from my house and the huge amount of teens in it, so yes

@Ylvamoon

I've just cleaned my floors... looks & smells lovely. Maybe you should do the same? (Ok, I shut my eyes and count to 10 and it's all dirty again!)

I cleaned the kitchen door while I was waiting for the kettle to boil

Now I have to conjure up food for 5 teens and dh and there is bugger all in the house

Could you find me a pair of size 7 leather low top gold converse please?

@Three0fivepointfour

Could you find me a pair of size 7 leather low top gold converse please?

Haven't seen any for years Converse make my feet look like boats

I would be really gratefully of you could find me winter shoes/boots that are suitable for walking on icy paths/roads please? I dread winter and walking on ice. Anyone else who has any tips as well I will be externally grateful!

Auto correct is a balls. Eternally grateful

Can you do all my work for me so I can be left to deal with my pmt rage?

@purplecorkheart

I would be really gratefully of you could find me winter shoes/boots that are suitable for walking on icy paths/roads please? I dread winter and walking on ice. Anyone else who has any tips as well I will be externally grateful!

Get yourself some ice grips that attach to the bottom. My parents swear by them.

@purplecorkheart

I would be really gratefully of you could find me winter shoes/boots that are suitable for walking on icy paths/roads please? I dread winter and walking on ice. Anyone else who has any tips as well I will be externally grateful!

Yaktrax grippers are fab

Put some music on.

You’re fired.

@Three0fivepointfour

You’re fired.

😂

Reduced to watching Pointless while listlessly frying onions

Sort wardrobes. I love doing that!

Mmmm fried onions. Always used to bring the cat home from several streets away. She assumed it was liver. Boak.

Tidy your cutlery drawer

Could you decide which hair straighteners I should buy?

Could you come tidy up my front garden with me? I've tried asking my kids but they're more interested in Minecraft

I'm looking for a size 4.5/5 (ladies) white crocs clogs.

How are you at research??

@BlackAlys

I'm looking for a size 4.5/5 (ladies) white crocs clogs.

How are you at research??

can only find sliders