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So - how often *do* you have sex?

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 11:49

Just for you, Coppertop ...

Twice a year, once a year, once a decade or five times a night ... [dire for a relationship that would be]....be honest please ...

Are you ever awake when it happens? Does he have to pull your nightie down when he's finished? Just curious and seriously interested to know ...

OP posts:
coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:55

DG - It's a legitimate form of exercise so it's just me looking after my health.

coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:56

DG - but any less would just be dire for a relationship. Or so I read somewhere....

coppertop · 07/11/2004 22:01

DG - but any less would just be dire for a relationship. Or so I read somewhere....

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 22:05

we need to take more gin with our water ladies- am seeing double everywhere- loads of multiple posts on loads of threads

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:06

I second that ct

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:06

I second that ct

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:07

Sorry really didnt mean to pst twice. How did i do that?????????

jampot · 07/11/2004 22:07

I have sex whenever I want it!!!

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 22:07

WWB- lock you up and force feed you hobnobs until you like them

DelGirl · 07/11/2004 22:08

i'm just jealous CT, thats all.

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 22:08

Nooooooo! Please, anything but that ....

I hate hobnobs nearly as much as I hate cheese ...

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 22:11

DG - A chocolate hobnob is far less messy - even allowing for crumb migration.

DelGirl · 07/11/2004 22:12

maybe, but it doesnt quite hit the spot. I wonder how long i'll be hobnobless for? Could be years

DelGirl · 07/11/2004 22:13

or nobless for that matter

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 22:15

Now, nobs are a different matter entirely.

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:16
Grin
pixiefish · 07/11/2004 22:16

I love my hobnobs- have withdrawals if i don't have any.

told my dh about this thread at tea time and he asked if men were allowed on mn. I told him that there were fellas here and he said he was going to register as 'pixiefish's dh isn't getting any nookie' so look out for him

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:18

Question is do nobs hit the spot like hob nobs do

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 22:19

nah

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 22:19

I much prefer nobs. Wouldn't like too many of them at a time though, and if you leave them out for too long they go a bit soft.

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:21

And if you play with them for too long they go hard

DelGirl · 07/11/2004 22:24

lol . Can't you get crisps or biscuits that are called nobs, i'm sure that where I got it from . WHat else could nob mean, I have no idea

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 22:24

Whereas hobnobs just fall apart if you play with them.

Much prefer nobs ...

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 22:28

Fun to dunk in coffee though- dh just running for the hills....

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 22:29

Adds to the flavour doesnt it.

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