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So - how often *do* you have sex?

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 11:49

Just for you, Coppertop ...

Twice a year, once a year, once a decade or five times a night ... [dire for a relationship that would be]....be honest please ...

Are you ever awake when it happens? Does he have to pull your nightie down when he's finished? Just curious and seriously interested to know ...

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KangaMummy · 07/11/2004 13:57

Are you meaning with robbie?

well it usually happens spontaneously when he sees me in my black leather jacket or my white cotton one with his crayoning on

misdee · 07/11/2004 13:59

you shoud only have sex if you are wanting to make a baby............

KateandtheGirls · 07/11/2004 14:01

Before I answer the question, does another person have to be involved?

Gobbledigook · 07/11/2004 14:06

Shock Wink

onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 14:50

Kate i think sex of the DIY sort should count.and the sex in your dreams too

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 14:54

Pixiefish - isn't that illegal?

Kate - as many or as few people as you like ...

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 15:55

WigWamBam - i didn't mean that

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 15:56

I know
I was just being rude.
Sorry for being naughty, I promise I won't do it again

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 15:59

or i'll have to arrange a suitable punishment for you . having to answer on other threads!

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 16:00

Ooooh, promises, promises Pixiefish!!

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 16:03

Once a week with my dh's boss so we can have extra wages

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 16:04

hadn't thought of that- oh pants my dh IS the boss- does that mean I'd have to have sex with him? forget that!

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 16:10

Why not try with the bank manager instead.

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 16:26

nah- she's a woman- very nice and everything but not into women in that way.
don't have a milkman, the postman's too quiet... running out of ideas

onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 16:32

but do any of you have a nice scented herbal/floral bath first
DISCUSS

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 16:35

Pf become an avon rep. You will get a very nice delivery man along with the package. You could even buy some herbal bath scents for the next time

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 17:26

Ooh, onlyjoking, you are naughty ... .

Pixiefish, have you thought about becoming a postwoman? Then you could do it door-to-door

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onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 18:13

me naughty....never, you see you have to set the scene and i happen to like a scented bath thou i would advise to stay away from lavender/rose/hydranga unless you are wanting to attract the 60+ age group

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 18:14

I always avoid lavender when I can.

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 18:34

hadn't noticed WWB. Got some lovely disinfectant the other day- purple and a lovely scent to it- reminds me of my old gran's house

onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 19:09

yeah i manage to avoid mostly as it affects my blood presure it can bring me out in a nasty rash so best avoided.

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 19:33

Oooh wwb and oj Do i sence a hint of sarcasm
I did wonder with the 'herbal bath DISCUSS'
I do agree i try to avoid too

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 19:34
Grin
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onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 19:38

Grin Wink

Gobbledigook · 07/11/2004 19:52

Oooh, you are all really naughty!!!

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