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So - how often *do* you have sex?

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 11:49

Just for you, Coppertop ...

Twice a year, once a year, once a decade or five times a night ... [dire for a relationship that would be]....be honest please ...

Are you ever awake when it happens? Does he have to pull your nightie down when he's finished? Just curious and seriously interested to know ...

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Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 19:54

Although we should probably start talking about sex again now ...

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onlyjoking9329 · 07/11/2004 19:58

nope i am gonna have a cup of coffee instead

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 20:00

What about as well as?

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 20:36

Not at the same time though. Could be a tad painful for all concerned if there's any spillage.

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 20:43

Adds interest to the proceedings ...

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joanneg · 07/11/2004 20:47

do tea or coffee make you fruity?!

coppertop · 07/11/2004 20:47

It could be a new sport - coffee-copulation.

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 20:49

PMSL @ coffee-copulation!

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 20:50

Depend if its fruity tea joanneg

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 20:54

Those fruity teas are a bit like sex, in a way; they promise so much but in reality they're just a big wet disappointment

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 20:58

Pmsl wwb.

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:00

And you have to get rid of the soggy remains once you've finished ...

They're not too nice to swallow, either

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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:09

I personally spit after one mouthful

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:11

Can i have a hob nob with mine?

Who'll confess to going through packets of hobnobs while they're on the computer- 2 packets a week me

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:13

You can have any sort of nob you want, pf!

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:14

But who else scoffs hobnobs???

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:14

Is that hob nobs during sex? could be a bit uncomfortable
Or hob nobs on the pc.
Ikwym i go through a packet with a cuppa(thats why i'm a size 18)

Original poster
WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:16

Ooh, I don't want to think about where the crumbs would end up ...

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:19

There are places where no crumbs should ever venture......

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:20

Down the keyboard and everywhere

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:21

Ouch. It's definitely not the keyboard I was thinking of ...

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:22

I can only guess at what you were thinking WWB

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:24

Could be a little painfull

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:24

Doesn't take much guessing, does it

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:24

Dh has one of those tiny little hoover things to get rid of keyboard crumbs. I'm not sure how effective it would be in removing crumbs from other parts though.

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