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So - how often *do* you have sex?

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 11:49

Just for you, Coppertop ...

Twice a year, once a year, once a decade or five times a night ... [dire for a relationship that would be]....be honest please ...

Are you ever awake when it happens? Does he have to pull your nightie down when he's finished? Just curious and seriously interested to know ...

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:26
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jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:27

Depends on how powerful the hoover is

Sorry i'm so rude

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:28

And there are some people who might like that sort of thing ...

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:29

Probably painful if you accidentally hoovered your hedgerow though.

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:30

Ouch ....

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:30

or got it tangled

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:30

OWWWW

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:32
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KangaMummy · 07/11/2004 21:33

ow

I seem to remember seeing something on CHRIS TARRANT ON TV with japanese tv showing men attatching themslves to vaccuums

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:34

Ewwwwwwwww

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:37

Back to the nobs.

The HOBNOBS I mean- who eats them???

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:39

Im one of their biggest fans over here(literaly)

coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:39

I don't dare buy hobnobs. If I open the packet I want to eat the lot.

KangaMummy · 07/11/2004 21:40

do you like off the chocolate?

I like milk choc ones best.

KangaMummy · 07/11/2004 21:41

sorry meant LICK off chocolate.

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:41

I don't like hobnobs ...

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pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:42

Co-op have got them on special offer- 2 packets for 99p. Horrific- but at least they're fairly wholesome aren't they??? They are you know... they've got oats in them...oh poo I'm going to start the others off now... talking about OATS like that...

pixiefish · 07/11/2004 21:42

Lock WWB up

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:45

MMmmm chocolate ones are the best.
But no i must resist. Hob nobs are evil. They make you put on weight.
Oh but they taste so good

KangaMummy · 07/11/2004 21:46

are you a milk or plain fan?

jnbsmum · 07/11/2004 21:47

Milk, although when i was pg with ds plain choc was the only choc that passed my lips

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WigWamBam · 07/11/2004 21:48

Lock me up!! . You meanie!

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coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:48

Pixiefish - you've got to get yer oats where you can. If there's chocolate involved then it's a bonus.

DelGirl · 07/11/2004 21:49

CT, for goodness sake woman, I can't believe you are still talking about your exploits. how many can one woman have fgs

coppertop · 07/11/2004 21:55

DG - It's a legitimate form of exercise so it's just me looking after my health.