To see how quickly we can fill up this thread?

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

You can post multiple times but there must be at least one post in between.

Ready...Set...GO!

@ElGuardiandenoche

We have a pair of squirrels that visit our bird feeders ( have a spike with numerous hanging feeders and two dishes, two ground feeders and three window feeders). They hang off the hanging feeders and have recently been trying to climb the window to get to one of the window feeders.

Have you watched Mark Rober's squirrel assault course videos on YouTube? They are brilliant

@Ostara212

This is the most fun thread on MN in ages Thanks OP

I had no idea whether it would go.

Oh, and I wonder if we should guessing WHEN the 1000th post will be made (of course, if people are only guessing times, it'll start to look like Numberwang, so be sure to add your favourite animal penis, parking dilemma, or anything that pops into your head).

My guess is today at 8:52 pm (UKtime

Raining here this morning but at least it is cooler

Definitely colder today, I was getting ready to put some washing outside this time yesterday.

Katherinejaneway and HannaHat
Yes, cooler here too, which I think I prefer.

Oh yes I definitely prefer it cooler.

What's everyone up to today?

@prettyvisitor

What's everyone up to today?

Probably checking this thread far too often instead of doing my work. You?

Raining here too

I’ll be trying to conquer the washing pile and going for a walk (as long as it doesn’t rain).

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

Katherinejaneway and HannaHat Yes, cooler here too, which I think I prefer.

Me too. I had to go out for work yesterday and it was too hot. Most places had air con but the tube was really hot.

@Gingerkittykat didn't I read somewhere that duck vaginas are corkscrew shaped, but the opposite direction so duck sex is painful and traumatic for them??

Hmm... might not be all ducks!

The lake duck holds the Guinness World Record for having the largest avian reproductive organ, from a specimen in Córdoba, Argentina that had a penis measuring 42.5 centimetres (16.7 in).[3] It also has the longest penis of any vertebrate in relation to body length. The penis, which is typically coiled up in flaccid state, can reach about the same length as the animal itself when fully erect, but more commonly is about half the bird's length.[4][5] It has a soft tip and spiny base.[3] It is theorized that the size of their spiny penises with bristled tips may have evolved in response to competitive pressure in these highly promiscuous birds, removing sperm from previous matings in the manner of a bottle brush.

Although most male birds have no penis,[6] ducks have a long corkscrew penis, and the females have a long corkscrew vagina, which spirals in the opposite direction.[7] The males often try to force copulation, but the complex mating geometry allows the females to retain control—most forced copulations do not result in successful fertilization.[8]

Sparklfairy Oh my! When I saw male ducks dipping their head into the water, I always thought they were grabbing for food. Maybe they were tipping over!

@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

I thought that pigs have corkscrew penis-es too, then thought I must be being silly and getting mixed up with their corkscrew tails but nope! I was right! They also have 6-8 minute orgasms

@Sparklfairy What's the line? Something like "I'd have a six-minute orgasm too if I were having sex with bacon."

😳😳😀

Nobody remember Rebecca Loos (The Beckham aide) wanking the pig on reality tv years ago?
Probably too early in the morning for this talk 🐖

HannaHat It will ALWAYS be too early for that visual.

😂

I did not need that visual before my first cup of coffee! Or at any time, really 😂

Nothing much to add apart from I'm sitting at my desk working but I've just made a massive milky coffee in the microwave and am listening to Terrorvision through my new speaker.

@FuckyouCovid21

Nothing much to add apart from I'm sitting at my desk working but I've just made a massive milky coffee in the microwave and am listening to Terrorvision through my new speaker.

Any addition is welcome! (not to give *HannaHat free rein...)

My hay fever is terrible

@HannaHat

Nobody remember Rebecca Loos (The Beckham aide) wanking the pig on reality tv years ago? Probably too early in the morning for this talk 🐖

Please HannaHat, I did not need reminding of this!

@mumsiedarlingrevolta

My hay fever is terrible

Aw, DH has the same problem, and it seems terrible.