To see how quickly we can fill up this thread?

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

You can post multiple times but there must be at least one post in between.

Ready...Set...GO!

Oh no! I am a thread killer.

@Stigsmother

I might be opening a can of worms here.....but thoughts on the Dorito's yodelling ad? It really makes me smile (so far)

If you open it and there's worms inside, you should contact Doritos. It should be crisps.

Also, you CAN'T post twice in row (like I accidentally did...).

I know, I'm so sorry I will try harder next time

Can feel the storm coming

Very still, and very hot !!

@FlowerPower3110

Good night *@UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa* don't forget to dream about tiny (or tinned ) spider willies and cereal mites

Thanks! DD woke up, so I'm back. Might be on this thread more that I thought tonight, but I hope not.

It's gone cool here. The storm is coming.

@Ijustknowitstimetogo

Out! You’ve just broken your own rule op.

I have brought shame upon the Net of Mums.

The storm is about 50 miles away

In other news, the main penises - penii? - to avoid are bat penii, they are spiky.

Yay 160th! There’s been no weather here at all, hot cold or stormy

@Gingerkittykat

Spiders don't have penises, they have pedipalps so have 2 appendages to rub on your washing overnight.

Spoiler for spider sex!

Interesting! But not quite as whimsical as "spider willies". How about calling them "spider palpies"?

❤️

Today I was offered an amazing job that’s quite a bit more money, got a fabulous hair do, met a friend for dinner, received some lovely flowers from my sister, was given a lovely gift by DH just because he thought I’d like it and found out a friend who has been struggling to conceive is pregnant.
Today has been a good day!

@PandemicAtTheDisco

We should put together a mumsnet dictionary of words and phrases. I'm sure there's a proofreader somewhere on here we could ask - if she's finished doing the birthday boy's novel. I'm sure she can spare the time!

Make sure it's not a penis colada!

Sounds like an interesting thread I missed.

@Penchantforfloralpatterns

Today I was offered an amazing job that’s quite a bit more money, got a fabulous hair do, met a friend for dinner, received some lovely flowers from my sister, was given a lovely gift by DH just because he thought I’d like it and found out a friend who has been struggling to conceive is pregnant. Today has been a good day!

Congratulations!

Your choice obvs, but I would celebrate with something other than a penis colada.

This is the most fun thread on MN in ages
Thanks OP

I shall say no to a penis colada and am now wondering if a strawberry dickuiri is a thing?

I myself, am rather partial to a cock sucking cowboy.

It's all gone a bit penis beakery now.

Loving these cock-tail names! Anyone fancy a Peach Bellendi?

My first legal drink was a Blowjob.

How about a tequila dick rise? Too subtle?

@Ostara212

The storm is about 50 miles away

In other news, the main penises - penii? - to avoid are bat penii, they are spiky.

Duck penii are both spiky and corkscrew shaped, which comes in handy as duck vaginas are also corkscrew shaped.

This thread has gone downhill fast, and I've got a feeling I am to blame for its demise.

We have a pair of squirrels that visit our bird feeders ( have a spike with numerous hanging feeders and two dishes, two ground feeders and three window feeders). They hang off the hanging feeders and have recently been trying to climb the window to get to one of the window feeders.

Full frontal squirrel's dick pics

Well if we can talk about spider willies and duck penises, why not? 🤷‍♀️🕷🦆🐿🤣

@PandemicAtTheDisco

I myself, am rather partial to a cock sucking cowboy.

It's all gone a bit penis beakery now.

Don't threaten me with a good time

@Penchantforfloralpatterns

Today I was offered an amazing job that’s quite a bit more money, got a fabulous hair do, met a friend for dinner, received some lovely flowers from my sister, was given a lovely gift by DH just because he thought I’d like it and found out a friend who has been struggling to conceive is pregnant. Today has been a good day!

It's always lovely to hear good news!

Also, up again with DD.

Also, it seems like penises were just the fuel this thread needed.