To see how quickly we can fill up this thread?

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

You can post multiple times but there must be at least one post in between.

Ready...Set...GO!

Well, I'm wondering now if there will be an asterisk next to my name on the golden trophy. So, so sorry.

The squirrel has eaten all the bird food
Little shit

I think you need a higher level of punishment. Maybe leave 5 very badly spelt, grammar lacking posts that have no relevance to the thread itself or leave contradictory posts next to each other on the same thread.

@NoIDontWatchLoveIsland

Yesssss pandemic that's the spirit.

OP nice try but where's the cocklodger?

I don't know what a cocklodger is. Maybe someone who lives in the neighbourhood that pandemic posted?

for the football

@Ostara212

What is the name of everything is a Penis Cul De Sac?

Not sure, but I think the streetlights have electrical disfunction.

@PandemicAtTheDisco

I think you need a higher level of punishment. Maybe leave 5 very badly spelt, grammar lacking posts that have no relevance to the thread itself or leave contradictory posts next to each other on the same thread.

Ohhh great ideas

@PandemicAtTheDisco

I think you need a higher level of punishment. Maybe leave 5 very badly spelt, grammar lacking posts that have no relevance to the thread itself or leave contradictory posts next to each other on the same thread.

Yes, that's just the wizardry we need!

I don't think we have any cocklodgers - we do have three elderly, failing lotharios though.

We do have a Twat Cadger/ Cunt Moocher.

I'm having a fast day tomorrow.

It's 11.44pm so I think I'm going to sneak in a pina colada before midnight.

I need to set aside this noble cause for the night and get some sleep. Carry on, you valiant posters.

Hello everyone

I might be opening a can of worms here.....but thoughts on the Dorito's yodelling ad?
It really makes me smile (so far)

Hi

We should put together a mumsnet dictionary of words and phrases. I'm sure there's a proofreader somewhere on here we could ask - if she's finished doing the birthday boy's novel. I'm sure she can spare the time!

Make sure it's not a penis colada!

Woooo

Good night @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa don't forget to dream about tiny (or tinned ) spider willies and cereal mites

I'm hot, can't sleep, waiting for the storm and need to be up in six hours, plus teach all day tomorrow and I'm only a TA 🙈

@featherbird date sounds positive

@gin4thewin yes my shopping was 25% more this week and all the fruit was on the turn even with fairly long dates..... 4 kids and me having packed lunch and no usable fruit tonight.... I feel a complaining email coming on tomorrow

@PandemicAtTheDisco

We should put together a mumsnet dictionary of words and phrases. I'm sure there's a proofreader somewhere on here we could ask - if she's finished doing the birthday boy's novel. I'm sure she can spare the time!

Make sure it's not a penis colada!

A penis colada sounds surprisingly alluring right now.........as long as it is not a spider penis colada of course!

There is a storm tracker website!

www.lightningmaps.org/?lang=en#m=oss;t=3;s=0;o=0;b=;ts=0;z=5;y=51.069;x=-7.8904;d=2;dl=2;dc=0;

Out! You’ve just broken your own rule op.

Spiders don't have penises, they have pedipalps so have 2 appendages to rub on your washing overnight.

Spoiler for spider sex!

Can I play?

Bum

www.netweather.tv/live-weather/radar

Sorry, wrong link.
Any one got better ones?