Name your crossbreed - I have a Whaffy.

[Balaur]

Or maybe a Stippet. Staffy/Whippet.

Characteristics: Looks like a muscular, brindle sausage, runs like the wind.

What's yours?

(Standard disclaimer that this is lightfuckinghearted)

I have a wocker or a cestie. She's a westie/cocker cross. Looks mainly like a slightly stocky blue roan cocker with short legs and a bit of a bad hair day thing going on on her back.

Beautiful temperament, except for the stubbornness. Funnily enough, she doesn't have the high energy of either breed.

An Germamalicollichowmajig, he has apparently got German Shepherd, Belgian Malinois, Borders Collieston and Chow Chow in him. The majig is for all the other random stuff that must also be in there.

Border Collie not Collieston!

I have a Gollie.. aka golden retreiver/border collie

Similar to @RealityCheck24601, we have a Lollie. Lab/collie cross, or a Princess , as she is known.

We had a speagle (beagle crossed with a cocker spaniel) She was the size of a beagle and had the big black markings from a beagle. Then she had the white coat with black spots from a cocker spaniel.
She had the nose of a beagle, the yodelling howl of a beagle and the pig headedness of a beagle. She was fab.

Other dog was a black lab crossed with a collie. She was a Lollie. Totally scatty and looked like a totally black border collie.

A cockador, cocker spaniel Labrador mix.
She looks like a young lab even though she's 11 and has a big lab chest and little cocker legs.
And big ears.

Enjoying Speagle and Wocker! I saw what must have been a Frug (French bulldog/Pug) when out earlier.

Colliever/ retrollie
Water seeking missile who runs in circles round the family

I walk a LaB’stard. They rock my world 😍

@Balaur - Enjoying Speagle and Wocker! I saw what must have been a Frug (French bulldog/Pug) when out earlier.

The wocker is a total brat so I think wocker is a pretty apt name as it sounds like something you would call a brat. Cestie (the alternative) sounds too soft and obedient.

I just Googled it and apparently it is a phonestheme. Definition: a particular sound or sound sequence that (at least in a general way) suggests a certain meaning. The adjective form is phonesthemic.

I have a labradoodle cheats

Tbh, she’s more of a poodle than anything, and we forget about the lab it, until there’s food involved!

I have a cocker sproddler. He's a cocker spaniel crossed with a particularly annoying toddler boy.

I refer to mine as a cocker spaniel but he actually has one springer grandparent so hes technically a sprocker, hotly debated whether that's a cross breed or not

Mine are malakitas (Alaskan malamute/American Akita's). I have 4 because they're just so amazing. I'm considering a fifth

I have a schnorkie - a miniature schnauzer and yorkshire terrier cross. He has the sweetest nature of any dog I've ever had and he looks like a little teddybear.

I have a f*knows - he is a rescue and I suspect originates from a puppy farm. His microchip says Chihuahua x shitzu but he looks nothing like either. He is some sort of terrier x.

Spandog, springer spaniel crossed with French bulldog, conception was a complete accident but she's ace!

I have a Lakitta- Labrador/Akitta mix

A Weffie - a Staffie crossed with a Westie! Had his DNA tested to find out :)

My dearly-departed Big Dog was a Great Dastiff. Dad wasn't full Dane but looked like one. Big Dog looked just like Scooby Doo.

@lalahotpants

Spandog, springer spaniel crossed with French bulldog, conception was a complete accident but she's ace!

She looks like the best possible mix. I wish all flatfaced dogs could be bred out with something pointier like that.

Does nobody just have a mongrel any more?!

Please can everyone post pictures of their mixes - I would love to see what some of these combos look like!

My sister has a bausage dog.
Beagle mum dachshund dad.