Name your crossbreed - I have a Whaffy.

[Balaur]

Or maybe a Stippet. Staffy/Whippet.

Characteristics: Looks like a muscular, brindle sausage, runs like the wind.

What's yours?

(Standard disclaimer that this is lightfuckinghearted)

I've got a Romanian street special that's made up entirely of spare parts. We've given up trying, but I think the closest we've come is Labrahuaffie - I think that only covers a few of the bases!

Love these names and the photos.

Ours is a Podenco mixed with possible Golden Retriever? Podeiver or Retrievenco? Goldenco or Podolden

We have a Patterjack, Jack Russell/Patterdale cross.

She’s an utter knobhead and I adore her!

I'd love to post a pic of my 4 malakitas but they're really recognisable from my social media.

My wocker.

To the PP asking does nobody have a mongrel any more - I'd never describe her as a wocker other than ironically.

My sister has a Whaffy too. Rescue dog. He looks like a staffie until you get to his waist when it looks like someone put a corset on him and tightened it.

@GingerCakeSake

All my dogs are crosses. I have a: staffweiler - rottie staffy cross King Russell - jack russell cavalier cross Staffsky - staffy husky cross

Forgot to add a photo!

Labrahuaffie sort of thing... (pure bred pain in the bum)

schnorkie

My brother has a dog that he found in a lay-by. At the best guess she's part Alsatian, part Staffie and part angel from heaven because she's absolutely delightful.

Alfred the Springier, his mum is an ESS, his dad is a Kerry Blue terrier

my mongrel is
Belgian mali 50%
Whippet 25%
Grey hound 12.5%
Staffie 12.5%
So a Belpetgreaffie 🤷🏻‍♀️

alexcabot

Tell your brother I love him a little bit for that 💗

Nah. Not just a bit.

A lot 😍 not a stalker or anything

Promise

Shepsky. He’s a cross between a husky and german shepherd. It means double the fluff to deal with!

Shepador! Or maybe Labatian? She is a Romanian rescue but pretty certain she is a GSD/lab cross.

I used to have a Great Boxer
He was just as you would imagine

@SheldonesqueTheBstard

alexcabot

Tell your brother I love him a little bit for that 💗

Nah. Not just a bit.

A lot 😍 not a stalker or anything

He's a bit of a nob most of the time to be honest!

He actually found the dog under some tarpaulin that had been weighed down with bricks. He was driving home late at night and had pulled in to the lay-by to answer a call of nature! When he started the engine his lights reflected on her eyes, it's a miracle that he spotted her really.
She wasn't in great shape (I'll spare you the details) but she now has a life anyone would be envious of.

@Xiaoxiong

Shepador! Or maybe Labatian? She is a Romanian rescue but pretty certain she is a GSD/lab cross.

What a smile!

Labradenco - cross between a Labrador and a Podenco (Spanish hunting dog a bit like a greyhound). He's 40kg of soppy idiot.

Norfuck.
A Norfolk terrier x .
And he certainly never gave a fuck !!
He was a grumpy old man but we miss him every day.

@AlexCabot

No one is that much of a nob if they love their dog . And can’t possibly be a nob if they rescue them.

Thank you for sparing me.

I’ve had rescues. I know the stories.

But I love everyone who gives another living thing a chance.

Tell him he is a lovely nob in my eyes

I have a ShihFrise (shit freeze ) the actual breed name is Zuchon or Shichon he’s a Bichon Frise Shih Tzu cross.

@SheldonesqueTheBstard
I'll give him a dead arm next time I see him. It's basically a sibling compliment isn't it?

Indeed