I'm on Day 5 of what I assume is tonsilitis. Started with a sore throat, then the next day my tonsils swelled right up, covered in gunky phlegm like goop. Swallowing is agony. Eating is avoided and timed when the paracetemol/ibuprofen is at peak coverage. Painkillers only just seem to make the pain manageable, but only for an hour/90 mins at a time.
Can't ring the GP til Tuesday obviously - and they would presumably only give me ABs if it's a bacterial infection, rather than viral which is much more common. Dr Google suggests symptoms go away in 4-10 days. I'm on Day 5 and in my irrational pained state I'm rather put out that a 33 year old supposedly in her prime doesn't seem to have turned the corner with this yet.
The one hobby I seem to have developed through the pandemic - eating - has been ruined! 
I've got a benzo throat spray, tried salt water a few times but not sure how much it's helped or if I've got the ratios right, and picked up ice cream but only realised afterwards that it's vegan. Is it the fact it's cold that soothes the throat or is it the dairy?
If you have any other tips I'd be very grateful
Or just cheer me up as I'm feeling very very sorry for myself today!