Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

[bearlyactive]

Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Thread 77 and two thirds actually

Have you told the badgers?

The Badgers have been informed but the squirrels are in the dark.

Who is 'H'?

The Right Honourable Boris Johnson
Why do politicians like to insult each other ?

Because they lurrrve each other!

Actually is there something going on between Boris & Keir as they were talking in code (Line of Dutyisms) earlier today at PM Question Time?

I'm saying nothing...

Because it is Quantity Vs Crap.

Why is Tom Cruise so short?

He isn't five foot five is a perfectly average height it's just his ex wives are so tall
What's Rob Lowe up to these days?

He has signed up to appear as H in Line of Duty. However this means there has to be another series as he can't get over here due to Covid.

What will my next food delivery be short of?

The following 3 items
Preparation H
Fray BENTos pie
COPPER hair dye

What are the Badgers theories about Line of Duty?

They don't know because they don't watch it.

When's the next party?

3 July 2019

What’s for breakfast?

In twenty minutes at yours. The garden better be ready!

Is drinking cocktails at 8am socially acceptable post lockdown?

It's never to early for cocktails hic
Do we have to dress up for @bearlyactive,s garden party ?

Yes in a badger costume, though a rabbit might be let in.

How many chickens will @bearlyactive need to feed us all?

Just one, with leftovers for the next month

What else shall I put in the car?

The dishwasher

How come the sun is out and it’s still very cold?

Because God is having a laugh with us and turned the radiator off
Will the Badgers host the next party?

No, but I'm fairly sure the Foxes will.

Soon, will the Wellerman come (to bring us sugar and tea and rum)?

Yes as he wants to show off his new Versace long johns & Victoria Beckham galoshes

I hear Leicester City (The Foxes) think they're throwing the next MN party, will that be ok?

Only if we do it near where I live...

Why the radio silence, everyone?!

A lion escaped from the zoo and I've been hiding it in my airing cupboard while it books it's plane tickets to Africa. Just waiting on the fake passport now.

Should I shelter a leopard if it turns up too?

Only if it's a snow leopard
Why am I so cold?

Because you have been hugged by a snow leopard!

Are there really bluebirds over the White Cliffs of Dover?

No because the White cliffs of Dover are actually blue ,there are white birds over the blue cliffs of Dover
Why when I type white does my phone suggest wine as the next word?

No they've sold up & a family of Pink Flamingos have moved in.

Who lives in a yellow submarine?