Answer the question above you. Wrong answers only. PART 6

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Previous question: Is @bearlyactive thinking of starting a new thread soon?

My answer: No, thought I'd let someone else have the honour.

My question: We are on part six, right?

Very cold 🌧️
Did Madge and her Badge attend the funeral last week?

Yes she was hidden under the pew keeping the other Madge's ankles warm & giving her little comforting hugs every now & again.

Is Madge the Queen of All Badge(r)s a big Bay City Rollers fan?

She preferred the Osmond's ,and in fact Donny Had a restraining order against her as she stalked him
Shall I go back to bed?

Only if it's a flower bed

How long will it take to unpack my packing boxes?

Let the Badgers unpack them
Why was the nap I had very unsatisfactory?

You accidentally took a napkin instead of a nap

How does postman pat namage to keep his job when he’s pretty useless at it?

He's actually an undercover Mi6 agent & Postman Pat is his legend.
No way would you suspect a slapdash postie as 007.

Apart from Postman Pat & most of the Balamory inhabitants who else is a secret correspondent with The Telegraph personal ads/notices that say things like 'Monica has finished the book & will be helping Mum out next Thursday noon. Hope the freezer is fixed & will return the luggage. Give my love to the hedgehogs'?

Flip. Definitely Flop. Nothing fazes him. Even spoilt brat Bing.

Why has a horsefly bitten me when I'm not a horse?

(Which means meet 00number next Thursday at noon by The Gloucester Gate Playground at Regents Park (where the hedgehogs have been spotted)
Your contact will be wearing a 'Friends' tote bag on her left arm & carrying a McDonalds coffee cup. Swap your Iceland cool bag (containing top secret nerve agent covered up by bags of frozen veg) for her 'Friends' tote bag' containing the file on the suspect (MP who is an undercover enemy spy)

Because it was actually the tip of an umbrella smeared with sleepy dust as you were mistaken for that 00number as you were stood outside the Haivanas flag ship store wearing a 'Friends' t shirt & carrying a copy of Horse & Hound. (containing secret files)

Do horses read 'Horse & Hound' magazine?

But of course who doesn't ?
Do you read the Navy news ?

No, I read the Cerise news.

Where is love?

Wimbledon

Do you remember being able to move all you worldly belongings in the back of a Micra/similar sized car?

No, but I do remember being able to put my Micra in the back of my worldly belongings.

If all the supermarkets joined up to make one big supersupermarket, what would it be called?

"We've Given Up on an Amalgamation"

What rhymes with amalgamation?

Purple.

What shall I dress my DD in for Evacuee day?

Ra Ra skirt bright orange T shirt,leg warmers and Deeley boppers
How long is it untill Xmas ?

425 days.

My DS is very shy, how can I encourage I encourage him to make new friends? He is 43 months old.

Send him to boarding school. Let him have some independence.

Why don't houses pack themselves? (Or more accurately...why aren't I leaving this for the Packers?)

Because they're waiting until two days before you move... and then everything will literally pack up. Fridge, TV, oven, you name it, it's stopped working.

Why do only fools and horses work?

Everything else is stuck getting repaired - horses and fools are very efficient at doing repairs.

How tall are you?

A bit smaller than this.

What's happened to you?

I fell down a rabbit hole and ended up in New Zealand.

How short should I get my hair cut tomorrow?

Shave it all off
Why can't my washing machine tell the time ?

Because it hasn't learnt to yet at washing machine school.

How do bees fly?